if you do i can find some for you
or i can edit colors on some
just tell me what its for and what you need
V. sue cleveland
venturing with firedra
Joined on 9/14/08
Posted by rofflawl - October 11th, 2008
i think he wanted to spam but he made a story
i didnt make it
Elite Strategic Inc.-East Coast HQ, New York City, June 16, 2018
"Ok, Listen Up!" Chief Retrieval Director Hanson yelled to the 4 Contractors. The Small room was Dim and A big screen was on one side with a Projector on the other side. Wade got Jim's Attention as Hanson turned around and Shot him a bird. Jim snicked and Hanson Turned around. "You'll be transported to Miami and then you'll be Dropped in Igott's last Known position, On this island." he clicked a button on his remote and the Projector whirred on, It was a picture of the Bermuda Triangle, It zoomed into a small island. "US intelligence says that it is a portal, to another world of Darkness."
The Mercs murmured to each other in disbelief. Then Nick stood up. "Sir, You got to be kidding me, Vampires? Werewolfs? Demons? Sages? Now I like my RPGs and I refer to myself as Open-Minded, but Honestly, You got to be Fucking Me."
"I am not Shitting Nobody, There are Fucking Vampires there. Now, Dismissed." Hanson said as the lights came on and the 4 Contractors left for a Flight to Miami.
June 20th, 2018
I looked at the damage, Everyone was dead, The houses were burnt down, and arrows littered the Ground. I stepped forward, Damien and the other Vampire, Keith, followed me with their swords drawn.
"Their all dead, I saw a convoy moving to the Vampire Capital though, they had prisoners, Women." Keith said, That explains why there are no Female Corpses. I saw a single house still standing, I slowly advanced and opened the door. Inside, a man was laughing crazily, I could also hear faint groaning. I slowly turned the corner and yelped. A young man was sitting at a table with a undead corpse.
"Come in! Come in! I gave them the town and I got lovely Stephenie back from the dead! I say it was a perfect deal!" he said.
"Who are you talking about? Who is the 'they'?" I asked.
"The Royal Vampiric Army, of course." He said, he then lunged at me, biting my arm. I yelled in pain and drew a D-Eagle and shot him in the neck, his blood trickled onto my chest armor, causing the green Camo cover to turn red. I grunted as I pulled a roll of gauze out, luckily for me, he was a human. I spat on him and began to wrap the wound. Damien and Kieth ran in and Nirse and Lita followed cautiously.
"Are you OK?" Lita asked as she took over.
"Bastard bit me." I said, then I heard the moaning of the zombie. I raised my pistol and fired three shots, each entering the zombies head. She grunted and fell dead once again. I rested the pistol and let Lita continue. After a bit of rest, I led the group out, Then I heard a ear-piercing screech and down came the Werepyre.
"Well, well, Back for more, eh?" I asked.
"You will DIE!" It yelled as It charged and knocked me up, I drew the SCAR in mid-air and opened fire. A few bullets nicked it, but it was still fighting, it charged up and slammed me into the house. I quickly recovered and climbed out. It was now on Damien and Keith, they were slashing, but it did not penetrate the hide, I pulled my Beretta .225 and lined the cross hair up with it's ear.
"Shoot Igott!!" Damien screamed, I fired. The entire Cranium exploded and gray pieces of brain flew to the ground. I then saw a dark figure in the trees, I drew my SCAR, but it vanished.
"Yo, Igott? Hello?" A familiar voice said, I knew that voice, Wade! I quickly turned my comm on and flipped the long-range transponder.
"Wade? Wade!" I said happily. "where are you guys?"
"We see smoke, locals say that It's coming form a town, we are 2 minutes form it, woah, we found Turtle. Is Rita in?" He asked.
"No, she's been kidnapped, we got 2 weeks to save her." I responded.
"Ok, we'll regroup with ya, Jim! Get igott's Command Truck!" Wade said, then the comm ended, I smiled as I climbed down and told the others.
posted by lolstice
Posted by rofflawl - October 9th, 2008
rofflawl / firedra 7
warning contains adult theemz and language
(or sumfin like that)
rofflawl"LETS HAVE SUM DINNUR"
panther"this is so chtupidz"
rofflawl"THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!"
panther" i wonder wat dinner would be?"
wolf"someone i know whos dead"
*points at fox*
sam"sure we are going to eat a fox"
tisha"whos gonna eat his dick?"
sam"no you wont firedra"
rofflawl"HEY IM A FOX"
firedra"im going to eat his dick and balls"
leon"no more funtime from u for 5 minuts"
firedra"your A fox"
leon"......i'll eat the hand."
firedra"i want to eat the head!!!"
sam"I'M NOT EATING THE ASS!"
falco and sam"i call the body!"
sam"you take the ass!"
*random angry funtime*
rofflawl"yes im a fox!!!"
rofflawl"i killed a big fish anyway so i got my food"
firedra"its time! the sea is acid!"
tisha"we should be in battle now!"
firedra "panther your nipples will have to wait"
firedra"lets go sam"
rofflawl"we dont interrupt ur fun time"
rofflawl"but lets just go"
*while in space*
firedra"voldo use the device!!!!"
voldo"i'm on it!"
tisha"ok now lets go!!"
mario"holy shit! theres a giant fish!"
luigi"how will we take down the fish?!"
krystal"shooting its ball!"
id let him keep his ball at least!
panther"ohh firedra wants to eat it!"
wolf"ill spread my mayonaise all over you if u
want me to"
leon"yeah lets have another 9sum'
rofflawl"wait till we kill the fish 1st"
sam"WHAT THE HELL?!"
firedra"lets fry that fish!"
leon"wait till my girlfriend hears about this!"
firedra"WHAT THE FUCK?! you fucked me and..."
sam"AND YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!"
leon"who has a child."
rofflawl"so ur a man whore?"
leon"yep but thats not important rite now"
firedra "hes right lets kick sum fish ass!!!"
*angler shot himself*
so they all went back and they all joined in in a 15sumfuntime
and it was a fun funtime!
sam"ok the world is saved"
firedra"what should we---OH GOD!"
firedra"um...i-i have a baby"
sam"HOLY SHIT IN A BAG!!!!!!!!!"
rofflawl"i knew u looked fater!!!"
panther"whose ur dadday!
o u dont know your daddy do you!!!"
rofflawl"well then whose it look like"
sam"this was soo random"
wolf"well i'm the dad."
mario"yeah i agree"
sam"OK THIS IS DRIVING ME MAD!"
tisha"i wonder what you'll name it."
rofflawl"i go for (lawloralza)"
firedra"not around the baby plz"
so what r u guys gonna do now?"
firedra"ITS COMING OUT NOW?!"
mario"O MY GOD O MY GOD I'M GONNA FAINT!!!!"
luigi" I'M GONNA FAINT 2!!!"
sam" uhhh...who will get it out?!"
every1 but wolf"U WILL?!"
wolf"comon FI. PUSH"
rofflawl"you can do it!!!"
rofflawl"DO THAT IN THE OTHER ROOM!!!
SHE NEEDS TO BREATH!!!"
luigi"YOU CAN DO IT!"
panther"awww i cant do funtime with her"
sam"DUDE YOU FUCKED ONE OTHER PERSON!"
leon passed out
sam"I KNOW U CAN DO THIS!!!"
wolf"we got it!"
noss"i think i'm going to faint"
wolf"a baby boy"
tisha"wow i glad you have a baby firedra!"
firedra"i'm glad 2"
in rofflawls head"cat + dog = ???"
rofflawl"so hes a new animal?
whatr u gunna call it?"
sam"well there is a name for it"
tisha"firedra is a rare species called whitemew"
noss"and hes a wolf"
voldo"so whitemew + wolf=???"
sam" tisha do you know?"
tisha" THATS IT!!!its called a suicune"
sam"ISN'T THAT A POKEMON?!"
tisha"its also a normal species"
rofflawl"lets call it a lawloranian
because im that same thing"
leon"lets call it a lizard"
rofflawl"OH MY GOD DOSE THAT MEAN YOU GUYS
RAPPED A PREGNANT GIRL?!"
tisha" r u blue?"
sam"hey and didn't u say your a fox?"
noss" u kno thats an actual species in this world"
voldo"your no where near a snowy atmosphere"
sam"o really your a suicune"
rofflawl"thats before i googled it"
rofflawl"see sucram agrees"
*sucram bites rofflawl*
tisha"legend sez that suicunes r born from whitemew"
sam"i think your an entei"
voldo"yea.since when were orange suicunes?"
noss"i guess thats why he bit you"
sucram"u no blue!"
mario"HIS FIRST WORD?!"
panther"i shit myself"
(the below pic is sucram)
Posted by rofflawl - October 5th, 2008
another perverted entry
firedra" let go of me dumb ass!"
*rofflawl notices that he has a firedra dummy*
luigi" holy shit! they got her!"
wolf"you let her out of your sight?!"
rofflawl shoots the koolaid man
spilling cherry drink every where
firedra"hey look guyz koolaid"
they run to the koolaid and drink it up
wolf"how did you get here?!"
firedra"oh i um made a deal"
luigi"u mean that....U DID THEM?!"
wolf"i thought i was perfect"
*runs off crying
rofflawl"o YEA hey guys i get to own a
gun stor in an upcomng flash on newgrounds"
*thats true i make the weaponz*
mario"hey firedra----O GOD!"
*fun time again*
rofflawl"meh you get used to it"
noss"this HAPPENS ALOT???"
rofflawl"yea but youl get used to it"
*puts arm around sam*
rofflawl"hey baby want to--"
sam punches rofflawl
sam"NO I FUCKING DONT"
sam"I WILL PECK YOUR BRAIN OUT IF YOU TRY!"
noss" she doesn't like men very much"
*a call came to sam*
sam"O NO ITS YOU?!"
voldo"yea! dont you remember me?"
firedra runs in
firedra"I HEARD VOLDO"
u forgot ur clothes"
mario"thank you firedra
IM UNGAY NOW"
wolf"i kinda liked it when you ran out naked"
tisha"voldo is a blue scaled dinosaur who--"
sam"has a pea brained mind"
firedra"hey dont say that"
mario"hey i like that ran out naked thing to"
noss"that kinda looked hot all naked and everything"
sam"DID'NT I JUST TELL U TO DROP THE SUBJECT?!"
luigi"WELL I LOVED IT"
sam pullz out a ak47
luigi pullz out hiz sniper rifle
luigi"it auto reloads to
so I PWN U"
rofflawl pulls out a super dragon
rofflawl"I PWN YOU ALL"
*leon comes back and he is straight*
leon"no more raping for me"
*firedra is sucking face with wolf*
sam"O COME ON!"
tisha"U KNOW WAT! I'LL PWN YOU ALL!"
*she pulls out a nuclear rocket launcher*
tisha"WILL EVERYONE SHUT UP?!"
sam" i-i agree"
mario"WTF?!there're making out again!"
firedra and wolf start there funtime again
mario"at least im not gay anymore"
luigi"it dependz who your looking at"
rofflawl,luigi tisha and noss laff at the joke
firedra makes a noise
rofflawl"was that a moan or a laugh?"
leon went to the bathroom again
*wolf went deeper and deeper*
sam"ok i can no longer laugh at the joke cuz they're doing it"
leon" i'm back---HEY CAN I JOIN YOU?!"
mario and luigi"wat..."
leon"i think a threesum iz in order
if you moan its a yes"
rofflawl"dont do it"
voldo"what is going on here???"
rofflawl puts arm around tisha and sez
"lol this iz a funny picture"
tisha"ya it iz"
rofflawl"i know im a kind of fox and ur a...
say what are you anyway???"
*firedra struggles to not moan*
tisha" i'm a wolf"
sam"dont touch her"
tisha"yeah i dont want to cheat on my husband"
leon" i'm waiting"
*wolf went deeper*
*but she did*
voldo"HOLY SHIT HOT INTERCOURSE!"
noss"VOLDO BLOCK ME!"