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Posted by rofflawl - October 25th, 2008


well it took a long time because firedra was at gayland or something
chapter 11
"a new beggining"

rofflawl"it gets better and better every time lolstice"
tisha"you just got done?!?!"
firedra"yea its been like 16 minutes"
wolf noticees tishas naked
wolf"want to join us?"
tisha"SHURE"
*funtime AGAIN!"
firedra"hey does anyone know any wizard swears?"
tisha"no.why?"
firedra"cuz i want to teach yah how!"
sam"ooooooo"
leon"TEACH ME!"
rofflawl"WHAT THE HELL IZ A WIZARD SWEAR?!?!"
lolstice"LETS GO AGAIN!"
*funtime*
firedra"a wizard swear is the largest swear in the world!"
panther"really?"
firedra"yah!heres the elder swear...."
*a HUGE swear with a thousand bad words O____o*
leon"......gahh....."
leon"why am i turned on right now?"
firedra"o sht wrong one"
leon walked twords firedra
firedra"???"
firedra"before u do that i'll tell the real one....."
*a GIANT swear with a million bad words O_____O*
leon"woah....."
panther"thats a big swear"
leon"NOW I'M TURNED ON!"
wolf"......O________<......"
rofflawl"EVERY BODY!!!"
firedra"wat!"
tisha"WITH A BUCKET FULL OF *beeeeeeeep*"
sam"YOUR MOTHER IS A *beeeeeeeeeeep*"
voldo" *beeeeeeeeep beeeeeeeep*"
rofflawl"WHO HIT THE F_*BEEEEEP*_G CENSOR BUTTON"
lolstice"i thought my head hit something during our f*beeeep*k"
lolstice turned it off
tisha"as i was saying WITH A BUCKET FULL OF WOLF JUISE DUMPED On FIREDRA"
firedra"ID LOVE THAT"
rob""THE SPECIFIED SUBJECTS APPEAR TO BE IN NEED OF NUTRITION
sucram"wheres the boobie?"
marcus"BOOBIE!"
voldo" hahahaha *BEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEP*"
noss"WHO TURNED IT BACK ON?!"
Evil ghost" hey i found this cool button that said censor!"
evil ghost"THIS IS FUNZORZ"
rofflawl"YOU BETTER F*beep*KI*BEEP*STOP!"
sam" SON OF B*BEEEEEEEEEEEEP*"
tisha"YOU B*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*D"
voldo"HAHAHAHA! *BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEP*
noss"TURN IT F*BEEEEEP*G OFF!"
rofflal"F*BEEP*!"
evil ghost"OOOOO another button"
*click*
tisha"F*chirp* YOU"
rofflawl"WHAT THE F*cok a doodle doo*-"
lolstice"OH S*nnneeaaaarrrrwwww* whats happening?"
noss"its the random cencor button"
evil ghost" another button!"
tisha" WHAT THE F*sexy noises*"
*everyone paused*
sam"THE HELL?!"
noss"AH S*more sexy noises*
voldo"this is awesome! SAY A BAD WORD!"
panther"OK! F*more sexy noises*K!"
rofflawl"s*more sexy noises*t"
lolstice"f*gay noises*k"
rofflawl"WHAT THE F*fart sound*K?"
lolstice"that was gay"
firedra liked it
firedra"f*more gay noise*k"
evil ghost"LOL thats wrong"
wolf"F*intercourse sound*K ME!"
firedra"first me!"
panther"NO! FUCK ME!"
leon"awww who turned it off?"
evil ghost"RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES ITS GONNA BLO--"
BOOOOOM!!!!!1
rofflawl"what the f*carcrash*k happend"
lolstice"i dunno"
voldo"i think it was turned on permanantly and then it broke"
auther1"well*fart* im 2 lazy to put random sounds so im gonna give
you the info on how to make it"
wolf" wait can i do something?"
panther" wat r u doing?"
wolf" i am..."
evil ghost" HOLY CRAP! DID UR BOOBS GROW BIGGER OR I'M CRAZY?!"
leon"boobs grew bigger"
firedra" mine?"
evil ghost" HELL YEA!"
rofflawl"ooooo"
lolstice fell down face first
lolstice"WTF MINE TOO"
tisha and sam also fell
wolf"Whoops...hehe"
leon"i gotta g--"
rofflawl"just go dont tell us anymore"
wolf"hey lets talk firedra"
firedra"ok um y?"
wolf" INTERCOURSE."
evil ghost" leon,wait!"
*he took her behind a building*
mario" what happened?"
luigi"yesssss......"
panther" all the girls boobs grew bigger"
mario"sweet...."
rofflawl"so now what?
O WAIT I KNOW
SUPERFUNTIME!!!!!!!!!"
everyone"YEAHH"
sam" OK NO MORE FUNTIME FOR 85 HOURS!"
panther"what?!"
sam" YEA YOU DUMB FUCK!"
*waited for 11hours"
tisha"wheres firedra?"
wolf"GUYS FIREDRA WAS STOLEN!"
rofflawl"why is firedra always the one stolen?"
mario"because its the main character"
sam"makes sence"
rofflawl"well let go then"
wolf"i need MAH BITCH!!!"
rofflawl"lawl"
tisha" i smell a black wolf"
sam"thats-thats zodetux!"

rofflawl"whos that?"
noss"a rapeist"
tisha"yeah i guess i grew my twins and now hes after me"
rofflawl"O.O"
leon"well let me test them"
tisha"eewww"
sam"you could test mine =3 "
*somewhere else*
zodetux"hey firedra dont escape me"
firedra"i will if u try gettin to me!"
zodetux" hey you three! come here"
firedra" no way! its the predators!"
zodetux" Jason ,Connor, and Andrew!"
rofflawl"are they also rapists???"
jason"heeereees JASON!!!"
jason"HM? i sense another reptile"
andrew" is that sam?"
sam" we got this through ok! I DONT LIKE U!"
connor" one problem after another"
jason" Hissss...... well there is! sum1 from the same region Hissss...."
andrew" ur not my target."
sam"then who?"
author2" OK THERE IS 2MUCH FUNTIME IN THIS STORIE"
auther1"well wrestling isnt funtime"
wolf"i'll wrestle you andrew!"
andrew"BRING IT!"
*shirts torn! big muscles! mario turned gay again!*


Posted by rofflawl - October 23rd, 2008


im going to animate the vg cats comics
and i do NOT own vg cats im just gonna animate them


Posted by rofflawl - October 20th, 2008


im going to make a custum flash in a few dayz


Posted by rofflawl - October 19th, 2008


I MADE A FLASH!
(plz vote 5)
and there just pics but one of them is mine


Posted by rofflawl - October 18th, 2008


LOL itz pedo bear

pedo bear collab!!!


Posted by rofflawl - October 18th, 2008


(just to see the max size)

this is a test dont read


Posted by rofflawl - October 18th, 2008


chapter 10
the awakening and refoundentation
(refoundentation=found something that was lost)
THE 10TH ENTRIE YEYZORZ!

wolf found a entrance to a temple
and firedra was there also
wolf"IM SO GLAD YOUR OK!"
firedra"......"
wolf"firedra?"
wolf looked again and firedras eyes were red
and he was so overjoyed that he couldnt hear firedra chanting
firedra"koob moalk loz
show wolf here whos THE BOZZ!!!"
firedra transformed into a giant monster then she transformed
again into a giant firedra and her eyes were still glowing redish black
suddenly she became a huge black and gold dragon
firedragon"GRAAAWWWWWWWHHHHH!!!!!!!"
sam"GET BACK!!!"
*firedragon burst black fire at him*
wolf"thanks sam"
firedragon"Grrrrrrr....GRAWWWH!!!!!"
noss" we cant stop her!"
tisha"not until we find a rare type of rose"
rofflawl shows up
rofflawl and lolstice"hey guys we found a huge flower!"
sam"???well bring it in!!!"
they brought in a huge flower that was almost as big as firedra
lolstice"well what do you thi-*firedragon runs over to eat the flower*HEY!"
then a brite light flashed and there was firedra laying there
wolf"i got u firedra!"
*zap*
wolf"what the?!"
"grrrrr...."
leon"what was that?!"
"GRRRRR......"
*the ground broke*
plutosdragon"STAY AWAY FROM MASTER!"
noss"that rose brought PD here"
tisha"you were supposed to randomly find the rare moon rose!"
rofflawl"ohh well i didnt know"
firedra"uuggghhhhhh where am i?
who am i? who is that?"
wolf"o sht i think she can only stop it AND SHE FORGOT EVERYTHING!!!!!!1!!11"
"BWAHAHAHA!!!"
sam"i recognize that voice"
tisha"ITS ZODETUX!"
zodetux"ahahaha!you foolish people think you can stop her? shame"
firedra"jerkass*WAM!* i never forget"
rofflawl""WHO IS THAT?
noss"i d k"
voldo"i cant remember"
sam"zodetux is a lord of a black rose moon from cacitona"
tisha"he is one of the darkest villians in the universe"
firedra"he use to be an enemy of rebuena"
zodetux"now hand over master and i will leave you alo---"
BANG
luigi"THANK YOU SNIPERS"
mario wnt over and kiked him"yeah he is
his brain is gone"
sam"ok now le--FIREDRA!!!!"
*still a dramatic scene of them kissing*
tisha"oh well lets just wait"
panther"hey let me join"
sam"OH NO! THATS GOING TO TAKE LONGER!"
leon"oh yes it will be pleasurable"
sam"jackass"
rofflawl"well now what? do we w8 for there funtime to be over?"
lolstice"i know how to pass the time"
*takles rofflawl*
rofflawl"THIS IS JUST WRONG but its fun"
falco tackled sam
sam"ehh why not"
*a random soldier masturbates*
tisha"what is going on AHHHH!"
noss"TISHA?! WHAT HAPPENED?!TISHA!!"
voldo"wheres tisha?"
noss"SHES GONE!!!!"
noss"well we better not bother the others"
voldo"then i guess its up to us"
they leave to find tisha
voldo"tisha?!"
noss"where r u?!"
tisha"HELP ME!!!!!"
voldo"er...i found her"
tisha"i'm tied up! un-rope me!"
noss"ok but how?"
tisha"O MY GOD HERE HE COMES QUICK HIDE!

they run to the corner and hide behind a plant
kamie the lizard walks in
kamie"well well well i guess i got me a whore"
he grabs her clothes and tears them off
kamie"ohh a nice one too"
voldo"GRAWHHHH!!!"
noss"what the hell r u doing?!"
voldo"trying to talk to him"
noss"u knucklehead"
tisha"o my god...."
voldo"hands off of my teammate!"
noss"this is going to get worse"
kamie"well your going to have to go though me"
voldo tries ramming him head first
but kamie moves a little and voldo knoks him self out on the wall
noss tries to use his speed to land a few blows
and they all hit bu he still stood
kamie"you are a sorry rescue group
and i shall end you sorrow HERE AND NOW!"
voldo"RAAAAAAOOOOOORRRRR!!!!!!"
noss"HHOLLYY C-C-CRAAPP!!!"
tisha"ITS SHAKING!!!!"
noss"I FEEL I'M GOING TO BARF!"
voldo"RAAAAAAOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!"
*voldo turned into a giant tyranitar*
kamie"i dont care if you turn into the mighty firedragon her self ill still kill you"
voldo"YOUR LYING"
kamie"no some one made her a furry and that one is ME"
voldo"FISSURE!!!!"
noss"B-BURRM!"
tisha"a little more! got it!i got to quickly escape!"
*slipped through*
noss"LETS GO VOLDO!"
voldo"NOT YET!RRAAAAOOOOOORRRR!!!"
noss"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!"
*turned into groudon*
*noss fainted*
mario"hey guys-AHHH!!!"
*mario fainted*

luigi"I NEED AMMO!"
mario "WATCH OUT!!!"
tisha just barely dodged a swipe
tisha "were gonna need back up!"
noss"and clothes lol"
*tisha started blushing*
voldo"YOU CANT STOP ME!!!!RAAAAOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!!"
noss"YOUR POINTING THE WRONG WAY!"
voldo"SORRY"
tisha"oh jesus christ"

kamie"well im going to go now and wait for tishas twins to grow some more"
tisha"GO FUCK YOURSELF"
*tisha was actuallyt urned on a little by that*
noss"well at least hes gone now"
noss"so lets go back to the great wolf"
voldo"CAN I STOP NOW?"
noss"yes!"
voldo"WHAT?"
noss"YES!"
voldo"WHAT?!"
noss"OH FOR THE LUV OF--YES!!!!!!!"
tisha"u kno wat! its not the great wolf! its the marowak!"

rofflawl / firedra 10


Posted by rofflawl - October 14th, 2008


the next entry of the much anticipated story
chapter 8
the dissapearrence

rofflawl"me lolstice and krystal have god powers"
lolstice"I DO?"
rofflawl"o yeah uhh well my powers spread to the person i fuck"
lolstice"WTF?!"
sam"MORE TO THE POINT, i have to visit my planet"
voldo"why?"
sam"because i need to see something there"
firedra"oh,so shadow is your cousin?"
sam" i might say cousin when i worked in the ark i think hes my brother"
voldo"why?"
sam"cuz the scientist used my DNA!!!"
Edward"hello there sam"
sam"d-dad"
tisha"who the hell is he?!"
sam"my dad"
falco"who are---"
Edward"falco!,my long lost son!"
sam"I FUCKED MY BROTHER?!!!"
autrer1"whoah"
falco"oh my god
well she was great tho"
marioand luigi"WE SHIT OURSELVEZ"
rofflawl"not the first family intercourse"
lolstice"but family intercourse is fun!"
sam"come on lets go to utomic"
mario"whats utomic?"
sam"the planet of ultimate lifeforms"
luigi"ooooo....will we see monsters?"
sam"well.. yea!"
voldo"will we see shadow?"
sam"maybe"
Edward" your other brother?"
sam"YES!!! SHUT UP!!!"
firedra"HAHAHAHA! your related to a fat guy!!!!!"
sam"EGGMAN?! OH HELL NO!!!"
Edward"but shadow is eggman cousin because hes the son of gerald"
rofflawl"so then you are related to him!"
sam"WELL I DONT CALL HIM MY COUSIN"
mario"LETS_A_GOO"
luigi"GO WEEGEE"
lolstice"there right lets go"
*arrived in utomic*
sam"home sweet home"
tisha"look!"
noss"WHAT IS THAT THING?!"
sam"its a scorpion guard!"
leon"how will we get pass him?"
sam"i'll do it"
scorpion"grrrrrr......."
sam"DONT GROWL AT ROYALTY!!!"
*he backed off*
rofflawl"i wish i could do that"
*skorpion went back*
lolstice"hey were with her"
rofflawl"well leon try to talk to him your the most related thing"
leon"ok*walks to skorpion*FUCK OFF"
skorpion tries to stab him but it misses
sam"ITS A GOOD THING YOU MISSED YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIT PEOPLE!"
*the scorpion acted scared*
sam"now take us to infinity gate"
tisha"wow i never been here"
sam"this is the largest planet in existence"
noss"how big?"
sam"bigger than the sun"
noss"wow"
mario ran around the skorpion
mario"YOUR TOO SLOW!!!"
luigi"wrong game mario"
sam" in fact the 3 planets behind this one are cold"
noss"what are they?"
sam"dude you should know we traveled around that area before"
tisha"oh the graveyard planets?"
sam"yes and enemy territory"
firedra"dont you mean pluto?"
sam"yes"
wolf"whats this graveyard planet?"
firedra"something that i own as reaper"
rofflawl"YOUR THE GRIM REAPER???"
panther"then why are you so warm?rreaw"
lolstice"so thats why no one died yet"
firedra"no its just i'm undead."
mario"WHAT?!"
firedra"i died 10,000 years ago"
leon"i played with a dead person?!"
firedra"well yeah but i'm not an old lady i grew slowly"
sam"until now"
firedra and now i grow just as fast u guys"
tisha"she has been the this for a long time"
firedra" the graveyard planets are filled with dead bodies"
wolf"so i married a dead girl?AND FUCKED HER?"
luigi"thats right"
rofflawl"OH MY GOD"
firedra"what now you dont like me?"
*cries greatly and went through the woods*
sam"YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH"
tisha"great now its going to rain blood"
noss"stupid"
voldo"shes gonna end up killing sam!"
sam" its ok we just cant stop her"
noss"thanks to u now the world is going to be destroyed!!!"
tisha"YEAH DOUCHE BAG!!!!"
sam"YOU DIDNT THAT HURTING A GODDESS IS BAD!!"
rofflawl faints
*lolstice has funtime*
sam"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
lolstice"well science were gonna die i thought id have some fun"
wolf"well im gonna find her"
luigi"please hurry im freakin out"
*wolf finds a weird ancient place*
wolf"woah where am i?"
*further into the woods*
firedra" *sniff*...i cant believe..*sniff*..it"
*back to the path*
sam"OH CRAP THE TREES ARE DIEING!!!"
luigi"the water is drying!"
mario"the skies are turning red!"
noss"SAM!!! T-THERES MONSTERS COMING WITH RED EYES!!!!"
voldo"AND A BIG BLACK DRAGON!!"


Posted by rofflawl - October 13th, 2008


author 2"TIM!!!!"
author 1"the hell? whos tim?!
author 2" oh some guy i met in high school"
evil ghost"hey firedra hows it--holy crap FUNTIME!"
sam"o great its the rat!"
firedra EVIL GHOST!!"
tisha"u just cant handle to many characters can u?"
panther"hey let me fuck firedra"
auther1"OK"
instantly firedra appeared on panther
rofflawl"dad wouldent like this"
lolstice "ya but who cares?"
rofflawl"ur rite lets continue"
*and they continue there funtime*
wolf"that is just wrong"
lolstice "but its fun!"
firedra"yummy"
wolf"ok i dont care-o wait i'll fuk her in front!"
*points at firedra*
leon"thats scarey but what the heck sve room for me!"
sucram"BOOBIE!!!!!"
marcus"BOOBIE!!!!!"
both"BOOBIE!!!!!!"
rofflawl"HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEN THERE?!!?"
sucram"a long time"
lolstice"what...OH SHI--why are you watching us?"
r.o.b"THE SUBJECTS APPEARED LONELEY AND I LET THEM IN"
firedra"WELL TAKE THEM OUT FOR NOW!"
R.O.B"come on get!"
both"BOOBIE?"
*they went and one slipped in*
sucram"BOOOOOOOOBIE!!!!!!!"
wolf"o shit"
panther" hey why do they even do that?"
firedra"wasn't me they got it from"
wolf"me. definitely me"
rofflawl"LOL"
lolstice"should we wait till firedra is done feedin the kids"
rofflawl"ya i dont want them to grow up to be pervs like the authors"
auther1"-_-"
wolf"mind if i feed to?"
sam"EW"
tisha"you go ahead and do that"
noss"yeah we have to save the real corneria"
leon"WHAT?!"
krystal"its still there?!"
noss" yes"
falco"woah"
wolf"excuse me for a---"
sucram"daddy, y r u sucking mommas BOOOBIE!"
sam"because hes a perv and loves funtime"
sucram"can i have funtime?"
rofflawl"NO!"
lolstice"not with me"
firedra"i dont see why not"
rofflawl"WHAT?!?!"
sucram"i dont now"
firedra"ok"
evil ghost"hey um arent you guys supposed to save corneria?"
wolf"yea we're going to lets go!"
*went to blown up corneria*
noss"NOT THAT ONE JACK ASS!!!"
rofflawl"well where is it?"
noss"i bet its gone now were like days late"
lolstice""then that means"
*she tackles rofflawl*
lolstice"we got time to spare"
rofflawl"WHOAH"
noss"THERE IT IS!!!!!"
sam"WOAH!!! HOLY CRAP!"
tisha"ITS RED!"
leon" i like it"
krystal" lets go there now!"
*they went*
arderif"well well, firedra"
firedra"YOU!"
mas"who else? moron"
ahsit"yea bitch"
sam" ah shit"
tisha"oh no!"
rofflawl"OMG CLONES?!?!"
panther"sexy clones...meow..."
firedra"well then lets finish this"
ROB"WHAT ABOUT THE ORGANISMS?"
rofflawl"dont kill them"
sam "they are not clones!!!!!"
firedra"thats right"
tisha"they're our anti from the anti-verse"
firedra"accept they should be weaker!"
sam"we have to destroy them"
xof"ahahahaha!"
oclaf"you'll never kill all of us"
rehtnap"pshh...weaklings"
flow"idiots"
noel" leon your the worst opposite"
amgip" *snort* grrr..."
sam"ewww"

rofflawl"well at least w--"
lwaoffr"IM AWSUM"
ecistlol"hello bitches"
firedra"arf!"
ecistlol"UR THE BIGGEST BITCH!"
tisha"this is anti-corneria!"
sam"what are we going to do?"
firedra"well if this is the opposite then it can be destroyed!"
noss"what?!"
firedra" the opposite of life is death! it can bring back good corneria!"
sson"errr...they're going to destroy our planet!"
arderif"DESTROY THEM!!!!"
firedra"get back to the ship!"
wolf"ok"
*in the ship the planet blows up*
wolf"FIREDRA!!!!!"

rofflawl"NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
noss"even tho she h8ted me ill miss her"
lolstice"she gave her life for ours"
sam"???what about the cornarians?"
panther"remember she lived in the last blast!"
leon" we dont know if she lived now!"
wolf"MY WIFE!!"
tisha"look! corneria! the good one!"
sam"its back!"
noss"BUT NOT FIREDRA!!!"
sam"reminds me of my cousin"
rofflawl"well what hapend?"
firedra"I DONT GIVE A SHIT"
sucram"BOOBIE"
lolstice "how did you live?"
firedra"im invincible!"
marcus and sucram"FEED US!"
sam" let me continue arderif"
arderif"what?! how do u kno?!"
sam"firedra would treat her team mates like friends not crap"
tisha"AIRLOCK!"
arderif"NOOOOOO!!!!!!"
sam"anyways my cousin was an experiment"
tisha"and he was?"
sam"yes,someone u should already kno"
firedra"hm...one of the ultimate lifeforms"
leon"THE REAL FIREDRA"
firedra"she has almost invincibility i have gods powers
also sam is related to him she was from a planet of them"


Posted by rofflawl - October 11th, 2008


or dose my computer just suck