rofflawl / firedra 7
the kid
warning contains adult theemz and language
(or sumfin like that)

rofflawl"LETS HAVE SUM DINNUR"
every1"YEA!!!"
panther"this is so chtupidz"
rofflawl"THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!"
panther" i wonder wat dinner would be?"
leon"someone dead?"
firedra"FISH?!"
wolf"someone i know whos dead"
*points at fox*
sam"sure we are going to eat a fox"
tisha"whos gonna eat his dick?"
firedra"um........"
sam"no you wont firedra"
rofflawl"HEY IM A FOX"
firedra"im going to eat his dick and balls"
rofflawl"eww"
leon"no more funtime from u for 5 minuts"
firedra"your A fox"
leon"......i'll eat the hand."
firedra"i want to eat the head!!!"
sam"I'M NOT EATING THE ASS!"
tisha"TAIL!"
panther"his..his...nipples"
wolf"GROSS!!!!!!!the legs"
falco and sam"i call the body!"
sam"you take the ass!"
falco"no U!"
*random angry funtime*
noss"arms"
rofflawl"yes im a fox!!!"
rofflawl"i killed a big fish anyway so i got my food"
firedra"its time! the sea is acid!"
tisha"we should be in battle now!"
firedra "panther your nipples will have to wait"
panther"awww"
firedra"lets go sam"
*still funtime*
firedra"LETS GO!!"
rofflawl"we dont interrupt ur fun time"
rofflawl"but lets just go"
*while in space*
firedra"voldo use the device!!!!"
voldo"i'm on it!"
*pwn!*
tisha"ok now lets go!!"
mario"holy shit! theres a giant fish!"
luigi"how will we take down the fish?!"
krystal"shooting its ball!"
tisha"THE HELL?!"
rofflawl"thats mean!!!"
id let him keep his ball at least!
panther"ohh firedra wants to eat it!"
wolf"ill spread my mayonaise all over you if u
want me to"
leon"yeah lets have another 9sum'
rofflawl"wait till we kill the fish 1st"
sam"WHAT THE HELL?!"
falco"calm down"
firedra"lets fry that fish!"
tisha"YEAH!"
leon"wait till my girlfriend hears about this!"
firedra"WHAT THE FUCK?! you fucked me and..."
sam"AND YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!"
leon"who has a child."
O_____O
rofflawl"so ur a man whore?"
leon"yep but thats not important rite now"
firedra "hes right lets kick sum fish ass!!!"
angler"shut up!!!"
*angler shot himself*
rofflawl"???
funtime time!!!"
so they all went back and they all joined in in a 15sumfuntime
and it was a fun funtime!
untill..........
sam"ok the world is saved"
firedra"what should we---OH GOD!"
wolf"WAT?!"
firedra"um...i-i have a baby"
sam"HOLY SHIT IN A BAG!!!!!!!!!"
rofflawl"i knew u looked fater!!!"
panther"whose ur dadday!
o u dont know your daddy do you!!!"
rofflawl"well then whose it look like"
sam"this was soo random"
wolf"well i'm the dad."
mario"yeah i agree"
luigi"um...o jeez"
sam"OK THIS IS DRIVING ME MAD!"
tisha"i wonder what you'll name it."
wolf"sucram"
rofflawl"i go for (lawloralza)"
wolf"fuck you"
firedra"not around the baby plz"
rofflawl"shes right
so what r u guys gonna do now?"
firedra"ITS COMING OUT NOW?!"
mario"O MY GOD O MY GOD I'M GONNA FAINT!!!!"
luigi" I'M GONNA FAINT 2!!!"
sam" uhhh...who will get it out?!"
panther"mmmm...i can"
tisha"you perv!!!!!"
wolf"i will"
every1 but wolf"U WILL?!"
wolf"yes"
firedra"AAHHH!!!"
wolf"comon FI. PUSH"
rofflawl"you can do it!!!"
mario"I JUST-"
rofflawl"DO THAT IN THE OTHER ROOM!!!
SHE NEEDS TO BREATH!!!"
wolf"OK!"
firedra"NYAAHHH!"
*mario fainted*
luigi"YOU CAN DO IT!"
panther"awww i cant do funtime with her"
leon"me neither"
sam"DUDE YOU FUCKED ONE OTHER PERSON!"
rofflawl"comon firedra!!!"
leon passed out
noss"oh shit!!!"
sam"I KNOW U CAN DO THIS!!!"
firedra"AHHHHHH!!!!!"
wolf"we got it!"
sam"oh crap"
noss"i think i'm going to faint"
wolf"a baby boy"
tisha"wow i glad you have a baby firedra!"
firedra"i'm glad 2"
rofflawl"SUCRAM"
in rofflawls head"cat + dog = ???"
rofflawl"so hes a new animal?
whatr u gunna call it?"
sam"well there is a name for it"
tisha"firedra is a rare species called whitemew"
noss"and hes a wolf"
voldo"so whitemew + wolf=???"
tisha"i'm thinking"
sam" tisha do you know?"
tisha" THATS IT!!!its called a suicune"
sam"ISN'T THAT A POKEMON?!"
tisha"its also a normal species"
rofflawl"lets call it a lawloranian
because im that same thing"
leon"lets call it a lizard"
everyone"LEON!!!"
rofflawl"OH MY GOD DOSE THAT MEAN YOU GUYS
RAPPED A PREGNANT GIRL?!"
everyone"0__0"
tisha" r u blue?"
sam"hey and didn't u say your a fox?"
tisha"yeah?!"
noss" u kno thats an actual species in this world"
voldo"your no where near a snowy atmosphere"
panther"wat?"
sam"o really your a suicune"
rofflawl"thats before i googled it"
sucram"WHAAA!!!"
rofflawl"see sucram agrees"
*sucram bites rofflawl*
tisha"legend sez that suicunes r born from whitemew"
sam"i think your an entei"
voldo"yea.since when were orange suicunes?"
noss"i guess thats why he bit you"
sucram"u no blue!"
mario"HIS FIRST WORD?!"
*mario fainted*
luigi"OMG!!"
panther"i shit myself"
leon"...............e______e..........
......"
(the below pic is sucram)