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a random story

Posted by rofflawl - October 11th, 2008


i think he wanted to spam but he made a story
i didnt make it

Elite Strategic Inc.-East Coast HQ, New York City, June 16, 2018

"Ok, Listen Up!" Chief Retrieval Director Hanson yelled to the 4 Contractors. The Small room was Dim and A big screen was on one side with a Projector on the other side. Wade got Jim's Attention as Hanson turned around and Shot him a bird. Jim snicked and Hanson Turned around. "You'll be transported to Miami and then you'll be Dropped in Igott's last Known position, On this island." he clicked a button on his remote and the Projector whirred on, It was a picture of the Bermuda Triangle, It zoomed into a small island. "US intelligence says that it is a portal, to another world of Darkness."
The Mercs murmured to each other in disbelief. Then Nick stood up. "Sir, You got to be kidding me, Vampires? Werewolfs? Demons? Sages? Now I like my RPGs and I refer to myself as Open-Minded, but Honestly, You got to be Fucking Me."
"I am not Shitting Nobody, There are Fucking Vampires there. Now, Dismissed." Hanson said as the lights came on and the 4 Contractors left for a Flight to Miami.

June 20th, 2018

I looked at the damage, Everyone was dead, The houses were burnt down, and arrows littered the Ground. I stepped forward, Damien and the other Vampire, Keith, followed me with their swords drawn.
"Their all dead, I saw a convoy moving to the Vampire Capital though, they had prisoners, Women." Keith said, That explains why there are no Female Corpses. I saw a single house still standing, I slowly advanced and opened the door. Inside, a man was laughing crazily, I could also hear faint groaning. I slowly turned the corner and yelped. A young man was sitting at a table with a undead corpse.
"Come in! Come in! I gave them the town and I got lovely Stephenie back from the dead! I say it was a perfect deal!" he said.
"Who are you talking about? Who is the 'they'?" I asked.
"The Royal Vampiric Army, of course." He said, he then lunged at me, biting my arm. I yelled in pain and drew a D-Eagle and shot him in the neck, his blood trickled onto my chest armor, causing the green Camo cover to turn red. I grunted as I pulled a roll of gauze out, luckily for me, he was a human. I spat on him and began to wrap the wound. Damien and Kieth ran in and Nirse and Lita followed cautiously.
"Are you OK?" Lita asked as she took over.
"Bastard bit me." I said, then I heard the moaning of the zombie. I raised my pistol and fired three shots, each entering the zombies head. She grunted and fell dead once again. I rested the pistol and let Lita continue. After a bit of rest, I led the group out, Then I heard a ear-piercing screech and down came the Werepyre.
"Well, well, Back for more, eh?" I asked.
"You will DIE!" It yelled as It charged and knocked me up, I drew the SCAR in mid-air and opened fire. A few bullets nicked it, but it was still fighting, it charged up and slammed me into the house. I quickly recovered and climbed out. It was now on Damien and Keith, they were slashing, but it did not penetrate the hide, I pulled my Beretta .225 and lined the cross hair up with it's ear.
"Shoot Igott!!" Damien screamed, I fired. The entire Cranium exploded and gray pieces of brain flew to the ground. I then saw a dark figure in the trees, I drew my SCAR, but it vanished.
"Yo, Igott? Hello?" A familiar voice said, I knew that voice, Wade! I quickly turned my comm on and flipped the long-range transponder.
"Wade? Wade!" I said happily. "where are you guys?"
"We see smoke, locals say that It's coming form a town, we are 2 minutes form it, woah, we found Turtle. Is Rita in?" He asked.
"No, she's been kidnapped, we got 2 weeks to save her." I responded.
"Ok, we'll regroup with ya, Jim! Get igott's Command Truck!" Wade said, then the comm ended, I smiled as I climbed down and told the others.

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