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Posted by rofflawl - December 14th, 2008


my dad downloaded a virus from torrent and he thinks i did it
but i didnt and now the virus could be fatal and he wont let the internet run for much longer
because he thinks it could be stealling stuff right now
and i wont be able to do anything here for a long time
*sniffle*
goodbye too all my freinds

jesus lizard
you were a good freind and turned me into a furry
firedra
you saved me from boredom with the rofflawl firedra series
madnessveau
for letting me be the second one in ng protectors
alecsander51
you included me in your skratch and zero comic
sauske2910
for helping me with programing and giving me something valuble(you know sauske)
kornrox
for cheering me up with jokes
sonicmcbob
for letting me try to helpout

good bye ng


Posted by rofflawl - December 6th, 2008


well lets play mario kart or trade numbers
wii 3395 8915 0429 1837
mario kart 1977 3860 5232
BRAWL 2062 8999 9706

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Posted by rofflawl - November 28th, 2008


the rofflawl productions team for now

alecsander56 unknown
sauske2901 programer
firedra story creator
jesuslizard idea person
madnessveau head of ng protectors
Player-exe unknown
jamesb1995 unknown
chdonga (lazy)animator
sonicmcbob spriter

(sorry firedra)

the list of r.p.


Posted by rofflawl - November 27th, 2008


well im working on a pretty good quality flash right now
so you wont here much from me for a while
but im making good progress so far

progress so far is on the bottom
(it might be out in january 2009)
(febuary at most)

untill then here is the next installment of the story
rofflawl / firedra 18

(the end?)

wolf"get in huh i can do that"
meanwhile
s.rofflawl"i guess i must destroy you then"
d.firedra"BRING IT"
rofflawl rushes to her and punches her gut but gets uppercutted back
s.rofflawl"AAHHHHHHH!!!"
*turns hyper form*
H.rofflawl"now PREPARE TO DIE"
wolf goes behind firedra... and has funtime
H.rofflawl"WOLF WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
d.firedra turns back to normal and enjoys herself
sam"congratulations! NOW I'M NUTS YOU COMPLETELY SUCCEEDED AND TURN ME INTO FUCKING A JACK IN A BOX"
tisha"WTF?!"
noss"i just went stupid"
voldo" hey wheres your sister?"
noss"oh she still alive"
*pwn*
noss"OW! DAMN IT! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?"
leon"she cant listen to you"
panther"mmm...... that looks delicious"
evil ghost"oooo pie!"
eonz"dose this happen a lot?"
rofflawl"yes"
every one revives
lolstice"noss we never finished!"
noss runs over and continues
while they went to the door
noss"hey we're supposed to be here!"
evil ghost" ha! they stole your spot!"
sam"earth to douche bag! this is her room not yours"
noss"oh i did not know that, lets get to your room"
tisha" what?! not in here!"
noss"then where?!"
voldo"ANCIENT SHRINE!!!!"
noss"ok i will"
*ancient shrine*
noss"i've been meaning to ask you something to get firedra jealous"
lolstice"what is it noss"
noss"will you screw me at the same time as firedra and wolf?"
lolstice"sure"
aincent shrine
rofflawl"so why r we here?"
sam"um is there anyway i can kill myself?"
tisha"sorry what?"
voldo"hey a ring!"
noss"thats mine! dont touch"
firedra"whats with the ring"
noss"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! and your finished?"
wolf"yeah we're done"
noss"good. and off to the real qeustion! WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
*gun noise*
sam"i'm not ok"
tisha"KILL ME!"
voldo"OOOO LOOK A FORTUNE COOKIE THAT SEZ KILL YOURSELF TO SAVE YOURSELF!"
firedra"i'm out of here"
lolstice"ya"
tisha grabs the gun and commits suicide
rofflawl"ftw lol"
eonz"double kill"
voldo died too
firedra"so what"
wolf" what?something bothering u?"
firedra" i just dont care"
wolf"oh "
firedra"you know what split me from him"
wolf" what is it?"
firedra"i saved krystal and foxes relationship but it seems how to be BURNED"
falco"you did that?"
firedra"yeah it seems to be wasted effort"
*firedra turned around and went*
leon"wasted effort?"
panther" you separated panther from krystal?"
firedra"yea....now its wasted"
rofflawl"ok well now what?"
lolstice"idk"
noss"ALL OF US! FUNTIME!"
firedra" OK!"
wolf"i got firedras hide"
falco"i got-"
panther"let me get yours!"
sam"i'm out"
panther" no your not. i've got your hide!"
rofflawl"I GET KRYSTAL"
fox"i get sam!"
panther"no panther dose"
silver"i get blaze!"
*and so funtime begins while one of the authors are playing super paper mario*
author 2 " ok i ran out of ideas"
bowser"hey can i come in the story?!"
princess peach"me 2!"
author 2"ok hang on!i'm still playing my game!"
*and THEN those complainers came in and saw mario!*
bowser"MARIO! FIGHT ME!"
mario"not now! later"
dimentio"hey can i be here"
author 2"SHUT UP! YOU CAN OK?!"
*THEN the 3rd complainer came*
dimentio"hello firedra.enjoying your fun"
firedra"yeaaaah"
dimentio"can i join?"
author2" OH MY GOD!"
auther 1"i say yes but i think i should play that too"
dimentio"its like i stepped into a perverted dimension of starfox pokemon and mario...created by supah perverts"
firedra"youll get used too it"
rofflawl"just enjoy yourself"
random space time rift opens
marcus pheonix"holy shit whats happening"
dom"WHERES MY WIFE!?!?!?"
cole"everybody loves my train baby"
baird"i love your train"
sam" who the hell are those people?"
dimentio"i dont know lets continue!"
tisha"not yet wait!"
firedra" whos leg do u have to hump to get words from people?"
panther"mine"
rofflawl"there from gears of war"
firedra" you know what time out i'm done today
sam"these people remind me of halo and X-tacles"
firedra"oh yeah well slighty"
panther"please dont go!"
firedra" sorry i'm done for today"
tisha"well yea i need a brake 2"
firedra" o my god tommorrows thanksgiving!"
rofflawl kills fox
rofflawl"were havin fox tommorow"
lolstice"HELLZ YEAHZ"
panther"panther will make mayonaise for firedra"
evilghost"lol"
*before thanksgiving day *
evil ghost"havin fun panther?"
panther"doing what?"
evil ghost" making mayo?"
panther" oh she will be surprised"
wolf"your not thinking!"
panther"panthers ultimate weapon!"

bad news guys


Posted by rofflawl - November 24th, 2008


chroide"daddy over there is still taking pictures of mama showering"
sam" i'm going to back away"
noss"son dont say those things!"
arceus"so i have 2 grandchildren?"
firedra"yeah its hard say about un-protectiveness"
wolf"he had a child before i did?"
firedra"yes infact thats true"
sucram"so does my daddy! he takes picture her with leon"
evil ghost" oh my god! i cant believe it! they're just like their fathers!"
sam"little pervs"
tisha"remind me to check the computer again"
sam"why?"
tisha" because someone put weird pictures of firedra on the internet"
rofflawl"where!?"
auther 1"ill make some!"
lolstice"i bet it was the kids"
mario"so how did you hide him?"
luigi"wow now we got three lil pervs following us"
lolstice"takin pics of there mom..... naked!"
chroide"nono daddy did it! i saw daddy taking pics of mama"
sucram"same thing with me! daddy did the same thing"
noss"heheh chroide n-no i didnt!"
wolf"neither did i!"
panther"can i see?"
*wam!*
firedra"no you wont!"
leon"me w-with her? th-thats not true!"
panther"ooooooo hot!"
tisha"AND ITS VIDEO TAPED?!"
tails"yep!"
rofflawl"i guess its okay if you keep straight porn just not gay porn"
tails"ok lets watch it"
*they watch the 16sum videio*
rofflawl"i remember that"
lolstice"o yeah family intercourse"
sam"nononono i had it every1 here is a bunch of quirres!"
tisha"hey look a picture of pikachu getting hurt!"
firedra"THAT HELARIOUS!"
shadow"sister!dont go the video hasnt ended yet!"
silver"oh wait it ended"
panther"pictures dazzle panther!"
rofflawl"panther talk 3rd person"
panther"panther dose"
lolstice"so now what... o yah apocoliptic evil of eonz"
eonz"what.....o er well i joined you already so yeah"
noss goes over to lolstice
noss"so wanna get busy?"
lolstice"sure"
chroide"wheres mama?"
wolf"i dont kno kid"
panther"i'm going somewhere ok?"
leon"where the hell are u going?"
panther"somewhere to enjoy myself"
sam"uh huh"
wolf"wheres my wife?"
tisha" i really hope she doesnt cheat on you"
*familliar slaps*
rofflawl"uh oh....oh its just lolstice"
rofflawl"well lets get out of here before something dose happen"
they all head to the ships
rofflawl"set course for space...noss do that in your room at least"
noss"ok lets go lolstice"
shadow"hey silver are u going thru puberty or what? cuz ur voice is pretty high"
blaze"no he just missed me"
silver"!!!"
tisha"why do we see blood?"
sam"whos blood is it?"
wolf"hey a girls have seen firedra?"
sam"nope"
leon"she went out side"
wolf"firedra i'm sorry for all the things that i've said-"
firedra"........"
wolf"firedra are you ok?"
firedra"........"
wolf" firedra?!"
*she fell over*
voldo"hel--lp me!"
evil ghost"GO GET NOSS ALMOST EVERY1 IS DEAD"
*a huge light comes out of no where*
tisha"who are yo-"
tisha dies
rofflawl"whats all the yelling for?!"
goes to nosses room
rofflawl"lolstice keep it dow-LOLSTICE!?"
runs over and so dose wolf
wolf"rofflawl its terrible people are dying for no reason"
eonz"WHAT HAPPENED!?!?"
rofflawl"spontanious deaths"
silver"who would do this?"
mephiles"i would"
sonic dies
shadow"OH MY GOD!"
wolf"why my wife?"
mephiles"well it wasnt just your wife it was more like thousands of lifes
all uniqu in thre own way plaugeing this planet so i stoped it
and did that by killing all in my way and your wife stood in my way
do you stand in my way too?"
wolf"YES I DO"
mephiles"then face m-"
*mephiles dies*
dark firedra"retarded animal hahahaha"
wolf"why firedra?!"
dark firedra"i lived a horrible life. nothing but blood lies in my hands"
sam"whats with spontanious deaths?!"
dark firedra"its not...its me"
noss"y-you?!"
*firedra turns her back*
dark firedra"you know what say 'kiss me,kill me' bye"
voldo"wait! dont go!"
dark firedra"this is was what i warned you about when i broke the team."
rofflawl"NOOO we have no hope left now"
sudenly a light came from the sky and landed on firedra
shadow"whats that?"
her corpse stood up and she started glowing
silver"is that a super form?"
rofflawl "it is"
dark firedra"you guys dont get it that isnt a corpse."
sam"its not?!"
dark firedra" its a blood filled dummy"
tisha"where did you get all the blood?"
dark firedra" inferno city"
author 2"that was when she was this form years ago"
tisha" firedra plz let me help you!"
dark firedra"no i cant let you do that"
noss"firedra what are you doing? we're your team mates!"
dark firedra"no your not"
mephiles"chicken...flower...egg...seed "
rofflawl"I WONT LET U DO THIS"
turns into a super form
s. rofflawl"YOU KILLED TO MANY NOW I MUSTL KILL YOU"
an epic battle starts with dark firedra
rofflawl fires an energy beam that knocks her out
dark firedra"if thats what u want i destroy you with me"
*a flashing light shows the sign of explosion*
dark firedra"only i can live threw this self-destruction"
sam"this cant be the end!"
* a flashing light happened and sent the remaining people to a place covered with white roses!"
tisha"woah! where are we?"
sam"this place is white!"
god"welcome to cacitoma"
noss"g-god?!"
wolf" oh my god"
god"yes, i have the answer to saving both you and firedra"
sam"how?"
god"you must save what she lost to save yourself"
sam "thats great but how do we tell rofflawl?"
god"isnt that ur ship over there and didnt u put a teleporter on it to the s.d.?"
noss "o yeah!"
tisha"we have to hurry!"
d.firedra"I WILL END YOU HERE"
s.rofflawl"why?"
sam"well what do we save?"
god"think,what was the most obvious thing that she worries about?"
noss" her heart!"
god"exactly!"
tisha"and how do we do that?"
god" what ruined her?"
wolf"love?"
noss" you know what they say love is the most powerful thing in the world"
wolf"guess i was the cause..."
god"no my dear child! your not! the real one was herself. wake her up inside!"
author 2"to tell you the truth i based this on 'bring me to life' "
sam"still how will it work?"
god"it will"


Posted by rofflawl - November 21st, 2008


rofflawl firedra
capter 16
eonz

rofflawl"who are you?"
dark"i am dark"
arceus"i cant take this anymore im gonna combine fox wolf leon panther dark
and the remnants of beam"
*a beam of light suddenly appeared and standing in the centr of it was a strange figure*
arceus"i shall name this life form...eonz... firedra he shall be the ultimate husband for you"
firedra"holy shit"
evil ghost "i just crap myself"
sam"wait look!"
*suddenly they came back*
wolf"what just happened?"
panther"i dont know"
leon"i'm confused"
dark"HEY I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE!"
eonz"well i am created to be the one for firedra"
eonz"i will fight you for her"
*snap everyone turned back to normal*
rofflawl"whoah i think he is more powerful than firedra"
eonz"now i shall kill all that oppose me"
rofflawl"arceus i think we should combine with our partners and save firedra"
arceus"agreed"
firedra"ok i'm confused"
sam"this is stupid"
tisha"what a crappy decision"
noss"wait what?! what kind of person is this?"
voldo"no no no i'm leaving!"
mario"this is ah crap ah"
luigi"come on lets ah go"
eonz"wait where are you going"
*shaking*
arceus"WHATS HAPPENING?!"
*firedra fell*
casandra"firedra!"
zapdos"YOUNG MASTER!"
diagla"MASTER!"
*giant vortex shows up*
palkia"LOOK!"
rofflawl"what is that?"
lolstice"idk but its moving!"
evil ghost"i think its a black hole"
wolf"firedra if i dont live i want to u to kno i love u"
evil ghost"awwww"
sam"wow..aw man no one said that me!"
tisha"sucks for u"
sam"you catch fight with me?"
tisha" no its just well sucks for u"
arceus"i will go and check it out you all will wait here
and firedra this is the great evil i was telling you about"
rofflawl"wheres garitina?"
arceus"he is you now ... play nice"
eonz"well wolf lets fight"
wolf"comon then"
*a horrible fight started*
eonz"you'll never win"
sucram"daddy when will this end?"
*sucram poked eonz and he accidentally kissed wolf*
wolf" PWL! EWWWW!"
leon"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
firedra" that was CLASSIC!"
sam"oh my god...."
sucram"daddy ur gay?"
wolf"no i'm not"
firedra"i kno hes not"
eonz"ewww..........wolf i didnt know you had a kid i wouldent have started this if i knew that"
sucram"im sucram did u hurt dady?"
eonz"not much heel live"
sucram"ok cuz then i wouldve had to kill you"
eonz"you couldnt"
firedra"he got me knocked up"
*mysterious noise*
wolf"yeah i did"
sucram"it was unprotected"
arceus"YOU GOT MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER PREGNANT?!"
wolf"well um..."
nine tailed fox"well well...i thought i killed u son"
firedra"o god its grandpa hey were in the middle of something!"
nine tailed fox"oh then carry on"
andross" yes infact"
arceus"MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER!"
sucram"your not gonna kill me?"
arceus"of course not your my grandchild"
lolstice"i got an idea. rofflawl what dose the scouter say about the knocked up times?"
rofflawl"its over niNE THOUSAND!!!"
rofflawl"and she had a ... 16som once"
arceus faints
wolf and firedra start making out
evilghost"make sure arceus can see you when he wakes up"
sam"dude do you even kno what knocked up means?"
tisha"it means she got pregnant."
noss"but only once"
voldo"which means only one child!"
*suddenly a child of noss came*
chroide"mama whos that?"
*everybody stares at firedra*
firedra"noss did the same thing"
sucram"hi i'm sucram!"
wolf"you have another child?"
firedra"technically yes but i broke up with noss because he tried to go with my sister"
mario"oooookkkkk that was ah-weird-ah"
rofflawl"err ok then"
arceus wakes up to find chroide
arceus"hello and who are you?"
chroide"im chroide"
rofflawl"i think they like each other"


Posted by rofflawl - November 19th, 2008


eonz is on the bottom

falco"oh sorry i cant tell the difference"
firedra"ok if you lose the signal for the disturbance meet me at the entrance of spear pillar"
sam"hey wheres the signal communicator?"
tisha"right here! everybody take one each."
falco"i didnt ask. what am i?"
sam"piplup"
falco"wait what is that?!"
firedra"a penguin pokemon"
falco"PENGUIN?!"
leon"hahahahaha! ur a penguin!"
panther"hmmm....i love this..."
firedra"r we ready?"
mean while at the mountain
rofflawl"comon guys we got a little more"
lolstice"its hard when your carrying 2 burmys"
almost to the top*
rofflawl"i wonder what happened th chasidy and basterd"
bush"its butch!"
rofflawl"wtf?"
other bush"shut the fuck up theyl here us!"
meanwhile....
panther"soooo were both cats so lets make some kitty love"
sam"someone kill me because he said that!"
falco"i was about to say."
leon"has a lizard loved a cat before?"
firedra"OK what the deuce are saying?!"
leon"i miss funtime since wolf was gone.."
firedra"are u saying u wanna do it?"
leon"would I !"
panther"include me!"
wolf"FIREDRA!"
noss"what the fuck is still doing alive?!"
voldo"dont kno"
tisha"how can tell its him?"
noss"oh the sound of his bloody voice"
sonic"hey its sexy voice!"
sam"we lost the signal!"
firedra"awww...ok lets head to spear pillar.
wolf"wait!"
team rocket" prepare for tr---"
firedra"shut the hell up!"
voldo" roar..."
*wack*
team rocket"were blasting off again!"
at the mountain
rofflawl"err thats a weird bush"
bush"yeah i am"
other bush"hey come over here"
rofflawl"why"
other bush"i got candy!"
rofflawl"oook then... lolstice hows the signal?"
lolstice"were losing i-. its gone"
mario"lets go to the spear pillar then"
entrance of spear pillar....
firedra"hey its rofflawl!"
wolf"whats up?"
mario"what is he doing alive?"
panther i dont know..sooo are we.."
firedra"uhhhh....YES WE ARE OK?"
panther"lets go then..*wink*"
sonic"ooooo....i'll join!"
sam" NO GAY BOY"
tisha"obviously"
luigi"so why did u tell us to come here?"
firedra"because the signal is attracted to here mostly"
silver"look is that diagla and palkia?!"
firedra"yes it is..."
diagla"MASTER!"
palkia"MASTER!"
rofflawl"master?..."
wolf"so firedra OWNS THEM?"
lolstice"hey sonic u can b with me"
sonic"alright!"
shadow"me too?"
silver"COUNT ME IN"
lolstice"take turns guys"
rofflawl"GARITINA i call you forth"
garitina appears out of rofflawls shadow
garitina"master you have changed into an absol"
rofflawl"i noticed can you fix us?"
garitina"i shall try"
darkrai"master is that u?"
firedra"well of course who else?"
sam"well its him"
tisha"where mewtwo?"
darkrai"i dont kno"
arceus"oh if only i could see u"
firedra"d-dad?"
arceus"firedra!"
mario"these are big pokemon!"
arceus"giratina,dont waste your energy it wont work"
giratina"sorry ur majesty"
wolf"hes your father?"
firedra"yea your lucky that you get to live"
arceus "all legends report to me!"
*they attended*
moltres"young master!"
articuno"she returns!"
zapdos" brothers what a miracle!"
arceus"firedra i know you posses immense power but it is not great enough to furfill the pourpose of wich i brought you here"
sonic"why not? have you seen her recently?"
arceus"yes i have... gay boy"
sonic"hey!"
arceus"i have summoned the ledgendaries for one pourpose"
rofflawl"and whats that"
arceus"i see garitina has gained a liking of you. you shal fuse with him"
rofflawl"WHAT!?"
arceus"lolstice you are to be paired with all of the birds"
lolstice"HUH?"
arceus"sonic and shadow you are able to be shadic so i leave you both as shadic with darkrai
wolf. i dont know if i should kill you or not
you hurt my darling and action must be taken
but you have also pleased her so i shall forgive you
so you shall combine with the dogs
tisha silver sam and evil ghost i shall combine you all together with ho-oh and lugia
leon and panther you are loyal yes?"
both"we are your magesty"
then i shall combine you with the great beings of life azelf mesprit and uxie
arceus"dialga , palkia and i shall combine with my daughter"
arceus"NOW LET THE FORMING BEGIN!!!"
Casandra" Jeremy! this is part of the legendary team lost kanconis! you have no authority any more!
especially when our daughter is the rightful queen!"
arceus"your right...legend council do you agree with thy previous queen?"
every1"agreed"
arceus"firedra i'm sorry...thats ur grandfather ur hearing"
Casandra"do you have anybody to love?"
firedra"no mom i dont"
jam"sister! have you've seen this guy name dark?"
firedra"no i haven't"
zapdos"i've met him,hes pretty nice"
arceus"god has watched u well"
fox"uhhhh.....rofflawl! you did IT with my wife?!"
arceus" nephew calm down"
rofflawl"well you were dead and she was lonely ... SHE ASKED!"
krystal"i did ask and you were dead"
rofflawl"so if arceus is the dad and cassandra is the mom then how did you
you know "it"?"
fox"I WASN'T DEAD!"
firedra"woah didnt see that coming!"
fox"firedra i love u"
firedra"WHAT?! SORRY MY HEAD JUST BLEW UP!"
panther"no shes mine!"
leon"no mine!"
wolf"mine"
firedra"GOD HELP US NOW!"
dark"no shes mine"

rofflawl / firedra 15


Posted by rofflawl - November 18th, 2008


chapter 14
the pokerival
(right out of the oven new)

rofflawl"she is a god of death"
shadow"wow"
silver"so whats she gonna do-..."
firedra used her strength to crush beam
first there were some cracking sounds
then he exploded in an bloody demise
shadow"ok i've never said this before but i'm scared"
sonic"i'm not,she has problems"
*firedragon turned around and stared*
sonic"um--i mean boy problems heh..."
sam"what?!ANOTHER ONE?!"
mario"what do u mean?"
sam"a guy from some village is trying ask her out"
tisha"g-guys ITS PANTHER!"
silver"whos he?"
sam"shut it gay face"
rofflawl"i think we can trust panther cuz he saw what she can do"
sonic"SPEEDS MY GAME!"
lolstice"what the fuck?"
sonic"sorry i do that when im high"
panther"so firedra wanna do stuff?"
sam"hey wat about that guy?"
*everybody didnt listen*
sam"FINE DONT LISTEN"
firedra"huh?"
panther" come on lets do something nasty"
*starts rubbing her*
firedra"STOP THAT"
*slap*
panther"hey what if rubbed u here"
rofflawl"o god AGAIN?"
lolstice"well i say we start using the star destroyer from now on"
everyone"yeah"
lolstice"because the marowack is too outdated"
rofflawl"and the star destroyer has guns!"
rofflawl"what do you think fired-...*sigh*...really firedra y here?"
firedra"UR CALLIN MY SHIP OUTDATED?!"
sam"yeah thats the past legendaries ship that contains many things!"
leon"like what?!"
tisha"the key to worlds of the forbidden!"
voldo"that ship is the only ship to last in a battlefield without getting destroyed!"
noss"and it has a pool!"
*everyone stares*
noss"what?it does"
sam"wait were getting a call! its from...the pokemon world?"
firedra"WAIT WHERES SUCRAM?! mmmm......"
tisha" i'll get the forklift"
rofflawl"well the star destoyer has a super forklift lets get it"
noss"that means we can move the pool into the star destroyer"
lolstice"err firedra you killed sucram remember"
marcus"yeah you were in dragon mode then he gave you a hug then you crushed him"
noss"4get the pool we gotta find sucram the star destroyer has a hospital"
sucram"mommy wheres daddy?"
firedra"um long story....."
sam"your dads dead."
firedra"oh thats a good way to say it"
sam"hey you killed him dope"
firedra"i kno u r but what am i?"
sam"dont start with me!"
sucram"whos my new daddy?"
panther"i'll your new daddy!"
sam"oh no!"
tisha"oh no!"
noss"oh no!"
koolaid"oh yeah!"
rofflawl"o.o"
lolstice"OH YEAH!"
kool aid"bring it bitch!"
lolstice and kool aid start an epic battle
sucram"GET EM LOLSTICE!"
rofflawl"oh crap...NO GUNS YOU GUYS"
firedra"hey tisha program a teleporter on the destroyer"
tisha"ok i'll start right now"
sam"we'll split our team half and to get to that planet, rofflawl pick year crew"
firedra"of course i choose mine,panther and leon your with us"
noss"can i go with you firedra?"
firedra"yes"
sam"heres the list: panther,leon,falco,mario,
luigi,silver,shadow,sonic,voldo,noss,t isha,krystal ,and me"
voldo"pretty long list."
firedra"i dont care! i like a huge team"
rofflawl"i pick lolstice mario luigi silver shadow krystal and evil ghost"
firedra" then i pick the rest"
evil ghost"wow ur single firedra?"
firedra"yea why?"
evil ghost" YOUR HOT"
firedra"......."
sam"asshole"
evil ghost"what?after all these years,i've always wanted to say that"
panther"ok i'll be with her ....meow"
sonic"hey to prove i'm in to girls is this!"
*he kisses firedra*
sonic"see! HUH?!"
sam"ooooooooookkkkkkkk lets move!"
*in the Pokemon world*
sam"what the hell?!"
firedra"HA! your a weavile!"
noss"AW MAN I'M SHAYMIN!"
voldo"HEY I'M GROUDON"
*everybody looks at firedra and she looks at herself*
firedra" i'm the legendary white mew"

rofflawl"im an absol"
evil ghost"im a boo"
tisha"thats weired"
lolstice"im a ... HUMAN?!"
rofflawl"i guess so"
lolstice"i miss my tail... lol boobs"
panther"oooo i'm a persian"
leon"A KECLEON?!"
sonic"woah i'm another shaymin"
silver"me 2"
shadow" and me!"
tisha"huh a vaporeon"
tails"vulpix!"
firedra" the target is anywhere in sinnoh! lets split up!"
*poof and suddenly the effect turned lolstice into a arcanine*
firedra"theres a spell that will allows us to never get caught! understood?"
mario"hey what am i?"
sam" a burmy trash type"
luigi"and me"
firedra"burmy plant type"
jessie"hahaha,look james rare pokemon!"
meowth" boss will be so proud!"
firedra"voldo! use fire blast!"
voldo"roar!!!"
james"LOOK OUT!"
*blam"
team rocket"were blasting off again!"
firedra"NEW MATERIAL!"

rofflawl"well lets get going"
evilghost"comon guys we gotta go"
butch"not so fast"
chasidy"stop right there"
lolstice"its chasidy"
rofflawl"and bitch"
butch"its butch!"
cassidy"well talking pokemon"
sam"get out of our way!"
butch"cassidy!the rarest pokemon of all!"
cassidy"ahhh...whitemew"
firedra"thats it! metronome"
*outside of town*
*boom*
noss"well that took care of them now lets-OH COME ON?!"
ash"woah so much rare pokemon"
voldo"LETS GO ALREADY!"
*they went*
firedra"rofflawl take your team to the east of sinnoh.i'll take my at this part ok?"
falco"ok lets scat oh yea and evil ghost your a rattata"

rattata"squeak"
rofflawl"thats a good one now lets go"
evil ghost"IM OVER HERE!"
they look at the mountain
evilghost"boo"
rofflawl"ok well lets go"

falco"oh sorry i cant tell the difference"
firedra"ok if you lose the signal for the disturbance meet me at the entrance of spear pillar"
sam"hey wheres the signal communicator?"
tisha"right here! everybody take one each."
falco"i didnt ask. what am i?"
sam"piplup"
falco"wait what is that?!"
firedra"a penguin pokemon"
falco"PENGUIN?!"
leon"hahahahaha! ur a penguin!"
panther"hmmm....i love this..."
firedra"r we ready?"


Posted by rofflawl - November 16th, 2008


there was a big delay srry fanz
rofflawl / firedra 13
the new team

rofflawl"GREAT NOW LETS GET THE FUK OUT OF HERE"
lolstice"firedragon already killed the bugs remember"
firedra started making out with beam
noss"NOT THIS TIME GET ON THE SHIP FIRST"
panther"well you lost your lady"
leon"hahahaha your pathetic your no man"
wolf"i-i-i"
sam"you lost her now get the HELL out of this team"
wolf"but-"
tisha"LEAVE!"
wolf"but i-"
voldo"GET OUT OF HERE!"
noss"TAKE YOUR TEAM AND LEAVE!"
beam"yeah leave."
wolf leavse
but his team is allowed to stay
rofflawl hands firedra a big gun
rofflawl"you do the honors"
firedra" right! beam hun you wanna help?"
beam"y yes"
both"one two *boom*"
sam"hahaha hes dead"
tisha"wat will we do with the body?"
beam"i'll put somewhere"
sonic"i want to join you guys"
noss" sure man!"
silver"i joining"
tails"tisha! sister!"
rofflawl""so now what?
firedra"how about a super funtime!"
tails"funtime"
tisha"oh right"
lolstice"should we tell him?"
tails" funtime wats funtime?"
tisha" brother your too young for this"
tails"oh you mean wat sonic does every night"
tisha" sonic?"
sonic"hehe um tails you dont know wat your saying"
sam"man-whore"
sonic"u sound like shadow"
tails"oh yah sonic why were you doing it with shadow the other day?"
sonic"tails-tails i wasnt doing anything"
tails"but i got on tape"
*watched the video*
rofflawl"0___0 WTF?!?!"
tisha"ooo sonic"
mario"he cant sleep in my room"
tails"its very disturbing huh"
shadow walks in
shadow"HEY SONIC JUST SO YOU KNOW THAT WAS A ROBOT"
tails looked closer at the video and saw screws that were painted black
sonic"o really well fuck it looked real to me"
luigi"NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
firedra"sam its ur brother!"
sam"HES NOT MY BROTHER!"
tisha"DNA matches so tough luck."
tails"and heres a video of him screwing both shadow and silver"
shadow"th-thats not true!"
*watched the video*
shadow"well its still the robot and not me"
silver"i am NOT GAY!"
random kamek"i knew you were gay"
sonic"where are you getting these videos?"
tails"uh when you get kidnapped i put a security cam in there"
shadow"it STILL wasnt me!"
firedra"actually this time it is i dont see screws either then screwing"
sam"and that is u silver"
tails"i also have sonic screwing the 2 and scourge"
sonic"WHAT?!!!!!!"
*watched AGAIN!*
rofflawl"well tails WHY DO YOU KEEP THESE!?"
tails"they are funny!"
firedra"no there not there sexy! to me"
sam"anyways do you know whos scourge is?"
firedra"yea do u?"
tisha"i dont"
sam" well do u?"
rofflawl"???"
noss"no"
lolstice"no idea"
tails"IDK"
sonic"you kno who scourge is!"
tails"oh yea your anti!"
sonic"for all who dont kno who scourge is heres the picture!"
shadow"you kept a picture of him?"
sonic"no!!!"
tails"then what are you holding?"
sonic"a pic of scourge that i just got cuz im that fast"
they look
firedra"rofflawl did u see it?"
sam"cuz hes all green"
tisha"with sharp teeth"
firedra"i have sharp teeth!"
they look
firedra"these teeth can crunch the hardest solid and can brake!"
evil ghost"HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!"
rofflawl"i did and green iz my favorite color"
tails"im scared now"
tisha"its ok im scared too"
firedra"wha-wha?!"
beam"um yea...."
*firedra cries ran away AGAIN*
sam"here we go again"
*punches him*
beam"shit! hang on---wait!"
sam" nope you sick son of a bitch"
*kicks him out*
tisha"IT HAPPENED AGAIN?!"
noss"maybe we should have a bad boyfriend choice shield"

rofflawl"... now what?"
lolstice"I SAY RUN"*points AT FIREDRAGON*
beam"lol i can fly see ya"
beam flies to a star destroyer and hijacks it
and the rest are left to face firedragon
but firedragon skips tem and keeps following beam
beam "concentrate all fire at that dragon!!"
and the troops aboard it obeyed
firedragon"huhhhh....."
*she flicks him*
firedragon"hey i control u people dare disobey me,u will regret living"
*they got scared*
beam"AHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT......."
firedragon"GRAWHHHHH!!!!!!"
tails"ummm does she do that all the time?"
tisha"yes she does"
shadow"that reminds me of biolizard"

sam"shut up gay boy"
rofflawl"lol"
the star destroyer decended
as they landed beam stepped out
with a gatalink gun and flew away shooting at firedragon
beam"your to slow"
sonic"YOU BASTERD!!!"
noss"HEY THATS SONICS LINE!"
*firedragon sighed and grumbled*
firedragon"total idiot"
*she grabbed him*
firedragon"u r the stupidest person in the world"
silver"wow,great reflexes "
firedragon"i have never met a ridiculously stupid guy before"
*she roars at him*
shadow"oh man...what is she?"


Posted by rofflawl - November 16th, 2008


this is the remastered firedra

FIREDRA