rofflawl firedra
capter 16
eonz

rofflawl"who are you?"
dark"i am dark"
arceus"i cant take this anymore im gonna combine fox wolf leon panther dark
and the remnants of beam"
*a beam of light suddenly appeared and standing in the centr of it was a strange figure*
arceus"i shall name this life form...eonz... firedra he shall be the ultimate husband for you"
firedra"holy shit"
evil ghost "i just crap myself"
sam"wait look!"
*suddenly they came back*
wolf"what just happened?"
panther"i dont know"
leon"i'm confused"
dark"HEY I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE!"
eonz"well i am created to be the one for firedra"
eonz"i will fight you for her"
*snap everyone turned back to normal*
rofflawl"whoah i think he is more powerful than firedra"
eonz"now i shall kill all that oppose me"
rofflawl"arceus i think we should combine with our partners and save firedra"
arceus"agreed"
firedra"ok i'm confused"
sam"this is stupid"
tisha"what a crappy decision"
noss"wait what?! what kind of person is this?"
voldo"no no no i'm leaving!"
mario"this is ah crap ah"
luigi"come on lets ah go"
eonz"wait where are you going"
*shaking*
arceus"WHATS HAPPENING?!"
*firedra fell*
casandra"firedra!"
zapdos"YOUNG MASTER!"
diagla"MASTER!"
*giant vortex shows up*
palkia"LOOK!"
rofflawl"what is that?"
lolstice"idk but its moving!"
evil ghost"i think its a black hole"
wolf"firedra if i dont live i want to u to kno i love u"
evil ghost"awwww"
sam"wow..aw man no one said that me!"
tisha"sucks for u"
sam"you catch fight with me?"
tisha" no its just well sucks for u"
arceus"i will go and check it out you all will wait here
and firedra this is the great evil i was telling you about"
rofflawl"wheres garitina?"
arceus"he is you now ... play nice"
eonz"well wolf lets fight"
wolf"comon then"
*a horrible fight started*
eonz"you'll never win"
sucram"daddy when will this end?"
*sucram poked eonz and he accidentally kissed wolf*
wolf" PWL! EWWWW!"
leon"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
firedra" that was CLASSIC!"
sam"oh my god...."
sucram"daddy ur gay?"
wolf"no i'm not"
firedra"i kno hes not"
eonz"ewww..........wolf i didnt know you had a kid i wouldent have started this if i knew that"
sucram"im sucram did u hurt dady?"
eonz"not much heel live"
sucram"ok cuz then i wouldve had to kill you"
eonz"you couldnt"
firedra"he got me knocked up"
*mysterious noise*
wolf"yeah i did"
sucram"it was unprotected"
arceus"YOU GOT MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER PREGNANT?!"
wolf"well um..."
nine tailed fox"well well...i thought i killed u son"
firedra"o god its grandpa hey were in the middle of something!"
nine tailed fox"oh then carry on"
andross" yes infact"
arceus"MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER!"
sucram"your not gonna kill me?"
arceus"of course not your my grandchild"
lolstice"i got an idea. rofflawl what dose the scouter say about the knocked up times?"
rofflawl"its over niNE THOUSAND!!!"
rofflawl"and she had a ... 16som once"
arceus faints
wolf and firedra start making out
evilghost"make sure arceus can see you when he wakes up"
sam"dude do you even kno what knocked up means?"
tisha"it means she got pregnant."
noss"but only once"
voldo"which means only one child!"
*suddenly a child of noss came*
chroide"mama whos that?"
*everybody stares at firedra*
firedra"noss did the same thing"
sucram"hi i'm sucram!"
wolf"you have another child?"
firedra"technically yes but i broke up with noss because he tried to go with my sister"
mario"oooookkkkk that was ah-weird-ah"
rofflawl"err ok then"
arceus wakes up to find chroide
arceus"hello and who are you?"
chroide"im chroide"
rofflawl"i think they like each other"