chapter 14
the pokerival
(right out of the oven new)

rofflawl"she is a god of death"
shadow"wow"
silver"so whats she gonna do-..."
firedra used her strength to crush beam
first there were some cracking sounds
then he exploded in an bloody demise
shadow"ok i've never said this before but i'm scared"
sonic"i'm not,she has problems"
*firedragon turned around and stared*
sonic"um--i mean boy problems heh..."
sam"what?!ANOTHER ONE?!"
mario"what do u mean?"
sam"a guy from some village is trying ask her out"
tisha"g-guys ITS PANTHER!"
silver"whos he?"
sam"shut it gay face"
rofflawl"i think we can trust panther cuz he saw what she can do"
sonic"SPEEDS MY GAME!"
lolstice"what the fuck?"
sonic"sorry i do that when im high"
panther"so firedra wanna do stuff?"
sam"hey wat about that guy?"
*everybody didnt listen*
sam"FINE DONT LISTEN"
firedra"huh?"
panther" come on lets do something nasty"
*starts rubbing her*
firedra"STOP THAT"
*slap*
panther"hey what if rubbed u here"
rofflawl"o god AGAIN?"
lolstice"well i say we start using the star destroyer from now on"
everyone"yeah"
lolstice"because the marowack is too outdated"
rofflawl"and the star destroyer has guns!"
rofflawl"what do you think fired-...*sigh*...really firedra y here?"
firedra"UR CALLIN MY SHIP OUTDATED?!"
sam"yeah thats the past legendaries ship that contains many things!"
leon"like what?!"
tisha"the key to worlds of the forbidden!"
voldo"that ship is the only ship to last in a battlefield without getting destroyed!"
noss"and it has a pool!"
*everyone stares*
noss"what?it does"
sam"wait were getting a call! its from...the pokemon world?"
firedra"WAIT WHERES SUCRAM?! mmmm......"
tisha" i'll get the forklift"
rofflawl"well the star destoyer has a super forklift lets get it"
noss"that means we can move the pool into the star destroyer"
lolstice"err firedra you killed sucram remember"
marcus"yeah you were in dragon mode then he gave you a hug then you crushed him"
noss"4get the pool we gotta find sucram the star destroyer has a hospital"
sucram"mommy wheres daddy?"
firedra"um long story....."
sam"your dads dead."
firedra"oh thats a good way to say it"
sam"hey you killed him dope"
firedra"i kno u r but what am i?"
sam"dont start with me!"
sucram"whos my new daddy?"
panther"i'll your new daddy!"
sam"oh no!"
tisha"oh no!"
noss"oh no!"
koolaid"oh yeah!"
rofflawl"o.o"
lolstice"OH YEAH!"
kool aid"bring it bitch!"
lolstice and kool aid start an epic battle
sucram"GET EM LOLSTICE!"
rofflawl"oh crap...NO GUNS YOU GUYS"
firedra"hey tisha program a teleporter on the destroyer"
tisha"ok i'll start right now"
sam"we'll split our team half and to get to that planet, rofflawl pick year crew"
firedra"of course i choose mine,panther and leon your with us"
noss"can i go with you firedra?"
firedra"yes"
sam"heres the list: panther,leon,falco,mario,
luigi,silver,shadow,sonic,voldo,noss,t isha,krystal ,and me"
voldo"pretty long list."
firedra"i dont care! i like a huge team"
rofflawl"i pick lolstice mario luigi silver shadow krystal and evil ghost"
firedra" then i pick the rest"
evil ghost"wow ur single firedra?"
firedra"yea why?"
evil ghost" YOUR HOT"
firedra"......."
sam"asshole"
evil ghost"what?after all these years,i've always wanted to say that"
panther"ok i'll be with her ....meow"
sonic"hey to prove i'm in to girls is this!"
*he kisses firedra*
sonic"see! HUH?!"
sam"ooooooooookkkkkkkk lets move!"
*in the Pokemon world*
sam"what the hell?!"
firedra"HA! your a weavile!"
noss"AW MAN I'M SHAYMIN!"
voldo"HEY I'M GROUDON"
*everybody looks at firedra and she looks at herself*
firedra" i'm the legendary white mew"

rofflawl"im an absol"
evil ghost"im a boo"
tisha"thats weired"
lolstice"im a ... HUMAN?!"
rofflawl"i guess so"
lolstice"i miss my tail... lol boobs"
panther"oooo i'm a persian"
leon"A KECLEON?!"
sonic"woah i'm another shaymin"
silver"me 2"
shadow" and me!"
tisha"huh a vaporeon"
tails"vulpix!"
firedra" the target is anywhere in sinnoh! lets split up!"
*poof and suddenly the effect turned lolstice into a arcanine*
firedra"theres a spell that will allows us to never get caught! understood?"
mario"hey what am i?"
sam" a burmy trash type"
luigi"and me"
firedra"burmy plant type"
jessie"hahaha,look james rare pokemon!"
meowth" boss will be so proud!"
firedra"voldo! use fire blast!"
voldo"roar!!!"
james"LOOK OUT!"
*blam"
team rocket"were blasting off again!"
firedra"NEW MATERIAL!"

rofflawl"well lets get going"
evilghost"comon guys we gotta go"
butch"not so fast"
chasidy"stop right there"
lolstice"its chasidy"
rofflawl"and bitch"
butch"its butch!"
cassidy"well talking pokemon"
sam"get out of our way!"
butch"cassidy!the rarest pokemon of all!"
cassidy"ahhh...whitemew"
firedra"thats it! metronome"
*outside of town*
*boom*
noss"well that took care of them now lets-OH COME ON?!"
ash"woah so much rare pokemon"
voldo"LETS GO ALREADY!"
*they went*
firedra"rofflawl take your team to the east of sinnoh.i'll take my at this part ok?"
falco"ok lets scat oh yea and evil ghost your a rattata"

rattata"squeak"
rofflawl"thats a good one now lets go"
evil ghost"IM OVER HERE!"
they look at the mountain
evilghost"boo"
rofflawl"ok well lets go"

falco"oh sorry i cant tell the difference"
firedra"ok if you lose the signal for the disturbance meet me at the entrance of spear pillar"
sam"hey wheres the signal communicator?"
tisha"right here! everybody take one each."
falco"i didnt ask. what am i?"
sam"piplup"
falco"wait what is that?!"
firedra"a penguin pokemon"
falco"PENGUIN?!"
leon"hahahahaha! ur a penguin!"
panther"hmmm....i love this..."
firedra"r we ready?"