there was a big delay srry fanz
rofflawl / firedra 13
the new team
rofflawl"GREAT NOW LETS GET THE FUK OUT OF HERE"
lolstice"firedragon already killed the bugs remember"
firedra started making out with beam
noss"NOT THIS TIME GET ON THE SHIP FIRST"
panther"well you lost your lady"
leon"hahahaha your pathetic your no man"
wolf"i-i-i"
sam"you lost her now get the HELL out of this team"
wolf"but-"
tisha"LEAVE!"
wolf"but i-"
voldo"GET OUT OF HERE!"
noss"TAKE YOUR TEAM AND LEAVE!"
beam"yeah leave."
wolf leavse
but his team is allowed to stay
rofflawl hands firedra a big gun
rofflawl"you do the honors"
firedra" right! beam hun you wanna help?"
beam"y yes"
both"one two *boom*"
sam"hahaha hes dead"
tisha"wat will we do with the body?"
beam"i'll put somewhere"
sonic"i want to join you guys"
noss" sure man!"
silver"i joining"
tails"tisha! sister!"
rofflawl""so now what?
firedra"how about a super funtime!"
tails"funtime"
tisha"oh right"
lolstice"should we tell him?"
tails" funtime wats funtime?"
tisha" brother your too young for this"
tails"oh you mean wat sonic does every night"
tisha" sonic?"
sonic"hehe um tails you dont know wat your saying"
sam"man-whore"
sonic"u sound like shadow"
tails"oh yah sonic why were you doing it with shadow the other day?"
sonic"tails-tails i wasnt doing anything"
tails"but i got on tape"
*watched the video*
rofflawl"0___0 WTF?!?!"
tisha"ooo sonic"
mario"he cant sleep in my room"
tails"its very disturbing huh"
shadow walks in
shadow"HEY SONIC JUST SO YOU KNOW THAT WAS A ROBOT"
tails looked closer at the video and saw screws that were painted black
sonic"o really well fuck it looked real to me"
luigi"NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
firedra"sam its ur brother!"
sam"HES NOT MY BROTHER!"
tisha"DNA matches so tough luck."
tails"and heres a video of him screwing both shadow and silver"
shadow"th-thats not true!"
*watched the video*
shadow"well its still the robot and not me"
silver"i am NOT GAY!"
random kamek"i knew you were gay"
sonic"where are you getting these videos?"
tails"uh when you get kidnapped i put a security cam in there"
shadow"it STILL wasnt me!"
firedra"actually this time it is i dont see screws either then screwing"
sam"and that is u silver"
tails"i also have sonic screwing the 2 and scourge"
sonic"WHAT?!!!!!!"
*watched AGAIN!*
rofflawl"well tails WHY DO YOU KEEP THESE!?"
tails"they are funny!"
firedra"no there not there sexy! to me"
sam"anyways do you know whos scourge is?"
firedra"yea do u?"
tisha"i dont"
sam" well do u?"
rofflawl"???"
noss"no"
lolstice"no idea"
tails"IDK"
sonic"you kno who scourge is!"
tails"oh yea your anti!"
sonic"for all who dont kno who scourge is heres the picture!"
shadow"you kept a picture of him?"
sonic"no!!!"
tails"then what are you holding?"
sonic"a pic of scourge that i just got cuz im that fast"
they look
firedra"rofflawl did u see it?"
sam"cuz hes all green"
tisha"with sharp teeth"
firedra"i have sharp teeth!"
they look
firedra"these teeth can crunch the hardest solid and can brake!"
evil ghost"HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!"
rofflawl"i did and green iz my favorite color"
tails"im scared now"
tisha"its ok im scared too"
firedra"wha-wha?!"
beam"um yea...."
*firedra cries ran away AGAIN*
sam"here we go again"
*punches him*
beam"shit! hang on---wait!"
sam" nope you sick son of a bitch"
*kicks him out*
tisha"IT HAPPENED AGAIN?!"
noss"maybe we should have a bad boyfriend choice shield"
rofflawl"... now what?"
lolstice"I SAY RUN"*points AT FIREDRAGON*
beam"lol i can fly see ya"
beam flies to a star destroyer and hijacks it
and the rest are left to face firedragon
but firedragon skips tem and keeps following beam
beam "concentrate all fire at that dragon!!"
and the troops aboard it obeyed
firedragon"huhhhh....."
*she flicks him*
firedragon"hey i control u people dare disobey me,u will regret living"
*they got scared*
beam"AHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT......."
firedragon"GRAWHHHHH!!!!!!"
tails"ummm does she do that all the time?"
tisha"yes she does"
shadow"that reminds me of biolizard"
sam"shut up gay boy"
rofflawl"lol"
the star destroyer decended
as they landed beam stepped out
with a gatalink gun and flew away shooting at firedragon
beam"your to slow"
sonic"YOU BASTERD!!!"
noss"HEY THATS SONICS LINE!"
*firedragon sighed and grumbled*
firedragon"total idiot"
*she grabbed him*
firedragon"u r the stupidest person in the world"
silver"wow,great reflexes "
firedragon"i have never met a ridiculously stupid guy before"
*she roars at him*
shadow"oh man...what is she?"
MintPaw
that's to long for me to read, will it be worth it?
rofflawl
yes