the next entry of the much anticipated story
chapter 8
the dissapearrence

rofflawl"me lolstice and krystal have god powers"
lolstice"I DO?"
rofflawl"o yeah uhh well my powers spread to the person i fuck"
lolstice"WTF?!"
sam"MORE TO THE POINT, i have to visit my planet"
voldo"why?"
sam"because i need to see something there"
firedra"oh,so shadow is your cousin?"
sam" i might say cousin when i worked in the ark i think hes my brother"
voldo"why?"
sam"cuz the scientist used my DNA!!!"
Edward"hello there sam"
sam"d-dad"
tisha"who the hell is he?!"
sam"my dad"
falco"who are---"
Edward"falco!,my long lost son!"
sam"I FUCKED MY BROTHER?!!!"
autrer1"whoah"
falco"oh my god
well she was great tho"
marioand luigi"WE SHIT OURSELVEZ"
rofflawl"not the first family intercourse"
lolstice"but family intercourse is fun!"
sam"come on lets go to utomic"
mario"whats utomic?"
sam"the planet of ultimate lifeforms"
luigi"ooooo....will we see monsters?"
sam"well.. yea!"
voldo"will we see shadow?"
sam"maybe"
Edward" your other brother?"
sam"YES!!! SHUT UP!!!"
firedra"HAHAHAHA! your related to a fat guy!!!!!"
sam"EGGMAN?! OH HELL NO!!!"
Edward"but shadow is eggman cousin because hes the son of gerald"
rofflawl"so then you are related to him!"
sam"WELL I DONT CALL HIM MY COUSIN"
mario"LETS_A_GOO"
luigi"GO WEEGEE"
lolstice"there right lets go"
*arrived in utomic*
sam"home sweet home"
tisha"look!"
noss"WHAT IS THAT THING?!"
sam"its a scorpion guard!"
leon"how will we get pass him?"
sam"i'll do it"
scorpion"grrrrrr......."
sam"DONT GROWL AT ROYALTY!!!"
*he backed off*
rofflawl"i wish i could do that"
*skorpion went back*
lolstice"hey were with her"
rofflawl"well leon try to talk to him your the most related thing"
leon"ok*walks to skorpion*FUCK OFF"
skorpion tries to stab him but it misses
sam"ITS A GOOD THING YOU MISSED YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIT PEOPLE!"
*the scorpion acted scared*
sam"now take us to infinity gate"
tisha"wow i never been here"
sam"this is the largest planet in existence"
noss"how big?"
sam"bigger than the sun"
noss"wow"
mario ran around the skorpion
mario"YOUR TOO SLOW!!!"
luigi"wrong game mario"
sam" in fact the 3 planets behind this one are cold"
noss"what are they?"
sam"dude you should know we traveled around that area before"
tisha"oh the graveyard planets?"
sam"yes and enemy territory"
firedra"dont you mean pluto?"
sam"yes"
wolf"whats this graveyard planet?"
firedra"something that i own as reaper"
rofflawl"YOUR THE GRIM REAPER???"
panther"then why are you so warm?rreaw"
lolstice"so thats why no one died yet"
firedra"no its just i'm undead."
mario"WHAT?!"
firedra"i died 10,000 years ago"
leon"i played with a dead person?!"
firedra"well yeah but i'm not an old lady i grew slowly"
sam"until now"
firedra and now i grow just as fast u guys"
tisha"she has been the this for a long time"
firedra" the graveyard planets are filled with dead bodies"
wolf"so i married a dead girl?AND FUCKED HER?"
luigi"thats right"
rofflawl"OH MY GOD"
firedra"what now you dont like me?"
*cries greatly and went through the woods*
sam"YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH"
tisha"great now its going to rain blood"
noss"stupid"
voldo"shes gonna end up killing sam!"
sam" its ok we just cant stop her"
noss"thanks to u now the world is going to be destroyed!!!"
tisha"YEAH DOUCHE BAG!!!!"
sam"YOU DIDNT THAT HURTING A GODDESS IS BAD!!"
rofflawl faints
*lolstice has funtime*
sam"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
lolstice"well science were gonna die i thought id have some fun"
wolf"well im gonna find her"
luigi"please hurry im freakin out"
*wolf finds a weird ancient place*
wolf"woah where am i?"
*further into the woods*
firedra" *sniff*...i cant believe..*sniff*..it"
*back to the path*
sam"OH CRAP THE TREES ARE DIEING!!!"
luigi"the water is drying!"
mario"the skies are turning red!"
noss"SAM!!! T-THERES MONSTERS COMING WITH RED EYES!!!!"
voldo"AND A BIG BLACK DRAGON!!"