read 1 2 3 4 first
episode 5
the different dimension

meanwhile.......
*the monster handed wolf to leon*
wolf" wheres firedra?"
leon" oh shes in bed"
wolf why does this story have too much funtime?!"
leon"because one of the authors is a perv"
wolf"ok....why dont you guy want her?!"
leon "she is the princess of the swan galaxy"
*sam comes*
sam"wait...but firedras married. wouldn't that make him king?"
*both authers r pervs =3*
leon"exactly but if som1 kills the king then the
winner becomes king"
wolf"ok but wheres the rules"
leon"over there"
wolf"well then it sez we have to fight with swords"
leon "whutz a sword?"
*tisha comes*
tisha" its a weapon dumbass"
leon"oh"
sam" choose which kind of sword"
leon"the rainbow sword!"
sam"oh you've got to be kiddin me!"
wolf" ok i choose the fang sword.
*firedra was in the back with torn clothes and wolf torn his shirt off"
firedra"holy shit"
sam"wow"
tisha"eww."
*leon torn his shirt off. seems they both have huge muscles*
noss"hey how---HOLY CRAP THEIR HUGE!"
fox"hey gu----WOAH i didn't know he had huge muscles"
*rofflawl crashes though a window
with mario and luigi holding on to a
rope thaz tied around rofflawls ankle*
rofflawl"hey guyz what i miss??"
firedra"im soo turned on now =3"
rofflawl"WTF???"
firedra"o not u
them over there"
rofflawl"wow thoze r huge muscles!!!"
firedra"and so is wolfs hidden muscle =3"
mario"ewwww"
luigi"haha i get itnasty"
*they started fighting*
sam"WHATS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?!"
tisha"I DONT KNOW!!!!"
lugi"wow"
mario"LUIGI DONT TURN GAY!"
firedra"yeah that will be disturbing"
*stopped and dropped their swords flexing*
firedra"OOOOoooooo XP"
mario"NOW I'M TURNING GAY!!!!!"
tisha"oh jesus"
*sam twitches*
noss"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
*they start fighting again*
rofflawl"wait how do they hide muscles that big
under clothes so small?"
luigi"HOLD ON DONT LIZARDS LAY EGGS
AND DONT LIZARDZ LIKE HAVE NO DICKS???"
firedra"hes right!!!"
sam"YOU IDIOT! HES NOT A GIRL!"
tisha"yeh"
*they stopped and istead they started wrestling*
firedra"OOO YEA!!!!"
sam"O MY GOD!"
noss"wait its rofflawls birthday right?"
rofflawl"STALKER
how do u know
but yes it is"
noss"well firedra told me"
*they started sweating and flexing muscles*
firedra"they look yummy"
sam"idiot"
tisha"um no"
luigi"firedra wake up!"
*firedra drools BP*
mario"oh no"
luigi"o sht"
rofflawl"firedra dont!!!"
firedra tackles them"comere you"
firedra"Mmmm....sexy"
leon"wait..."
*leon is thinking he can win her by being hot*
leon"hey..."
*he started flexing*
firedra"heeee......"
*leon tore his pants off"
sam"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
tisha"I'M BLIND!!!!!"
mario"I TURNED GAY!!!WHY GOD?!WHY?!"
luigi scoots over a little
luigi"WHY?!?!?!?!"
firedra"THATZ NUTHIN
*every1 goes what*WOLF SHOW HIM URZ"
*wolf then tore his pants*
firedra"OOOOOOOOOOO YUMMY!!!!!"
*leon shows up from behind firedra*
leon"UH!"
firedra"wolf!"
*wolf punches leon*
everyone"AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
rofflawl"ok plz put sum clothes back on befo--"
luigi"to late"
*wolf and firedra were having funtime again*
rofflawl"i got to bring guns to stop this"
mario"can i join in? =3"
firedra"LOV----mmmm"
*still funtime*
sam"plz let me join!"
tisha"not me"
noss"let me!"

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ITZ MAH BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
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i reccomennd reading 1 2 and 3 first
episode 4
the return

*mario and luigi were trained by fox and rofflawl*
mario" finally, we can fly!"
luigi"lets- a -go!"
*meanwhile falco still asks*
falco" come on!plz?"
sam" no you sick bastard!!"
falco" well then i'll make u!!"
sam"say wha?!"
*fox and the others found what had happened*
fox" this was remote controlled!"
*sam made a call to rofflawl*
sam"DUDE!!!! GET THIS FUCKIN BIRD AWAY FROM ME!!!"
fox"no wonder he keeps losing girlfriends"
rofflawl immidiatle turned around and crashed the arwing
and his eject button didnt work and he crashed the sip on falcos head*
*rofflawl still survived the crash tho*
sam"o my god are you alright?!?"
rofflawl"yeah im ok
hmmm firedra musthave put the invincibility on me"
"which means i can do this"
*rofflawl jumps off the hangar to the peice of cornaria
that the bang happened*
sam"firedra did you really put invincibility on him?"
firedra"um well kinda."
*falco was still alive*
sam" FIREDRA!!!!!!!!!! U PUT INVINCIBILITY ON HIM?!"
firedra"well half the other half is on rofflawl."
*falco notices and started humping*
sam" this is why i'm not always use to u!!!!"
firedra"sorry"
mario"bird sex"
luigi" oh my"
leon" oooooo---got to go to the bathroom again"
sam" get off of me!!!!"
rofflawl "wait WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM HALF INVINCIBLE"
mario"well you are invincible or have god powers
so your either of those 2"
rofflawl"i hope itz god powerz"
sam"if i get pregnent im gonna kill you"
*rofflawl shootz fiya at the ground and stopped falling
then landed safely*
mario and luigi turned around to help sam
only to find out falco was running away screaming
luigi "what happend to him??"
mario"i dont know you first luigi"
*falco dropped meds*
sam"what the hell?!"
firedra"holy shit! he takes Viagra?!"
fox"WHAT?!"
mario"woah didn't see that comin"
luigi"........."
*wolf made out with firedra again*
tisha"um i didn't know she had a boyfriend"
sam"me neither"
luigi" um thats not her boyfriend..thats her husband."
sam and tisha"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
luigi"ya ill explain l8r
comon we gotta go befo-.....
oh god"
tisha and sam turn around
to find firedra and wolf having *funtime* "WTF?!?!?!"
mario"not again!!!"
tisha and sam"AGAIN?!?!"
luigi "too late
oh well as i was saying i was part of a band with wolf and mario
and then wolf saw firedra and well lets say it was love at
first sight and 3 years l8r i was his wedding preist"
*Sams jaw dropped and tisha screamed*
sam"after all these years i have been a teammate
with firedra this the most ridiculous thing i have ever seen!"
tisha" uhhhhhhh........ falcos back!!!!"
sam" AH SHIT ON A STICK!!!!!!"
luigi"HOW MANY PILLS DID HE TAKE?!?!?!"
*falco shows up with a huge dick with panther and slippy*
*the 2 still made out*
mario" WOOOOAAAAHHHH THEY ALL HAVE HUGE PENIS'S!"
panther"we r now called the sex squad."
*fox shit himself*

i reccomend reading 1 and 2 first
episode 3
a new commerade?

meanwhile......
wolf"what the hell?!"
falco"dont just stand there get his dick out of my ass!!"
firedra"what happened?"
falco"fell asleep"
firedra"oh"
panther"ooo nice try"
luigi" WHAT THE HELL?!!!!"
wolf"hes still alive?!"
firedra" ah fuk me. i forgot to turn off his invincibility."
panther" oh i will"
*rofflawl pulls out firedras gun and kills slippy*
rofflawl "NOW I STOLE YOUR GUN"
*while rofflawl was saving falco and the others
they didnt notice panther stole firedra and went
to the darkest room in the great fox and atempted to rape her*
panther"come on take your clothes off"
firedra"no!!!!!"
panther"dont do this to me"
*wolf banged the door down*
wolf"let go of her!"
firedra"hey rofflawl i have millions of guns so you only stole 2"
wolf" shes not yours"
panther"oh but you made her crazy and she ran to me"
firedra" I DID NOT YOU JACKASS! YOU ONLY PICKED ME UP."
*firedra suddenly snuck away from panther and told rofflawl that
his invincibility is off.*
rofflawl smiled
and gave firedra a gun and told her to
pretend she liked panther and get close
enough to shoot him then do just that
Firedra"sorry panther i ever doubted you"
*firedra didn't like saying that*
panther" well..."
firedra"will forgive me?"
*wolf looked puzzled*
panther"give me a long kiss for my forgiveness"
*firedra went closer and closer*
*bang* firedra" ha! dumb basterd"
*leon came out again from the bathroom and kick panthers body again*
rofflawl"ha sucker"
mario"ok we untied every 1 and slippy
is permanantly dead now"
slippy"BRAINS!!!"
firedra"HOLY JESUS DOMATIC CHRIST!!!!!!"
falco"hey did u put him in invincibility?!"
firedra"well..invincibility is permanent so i pushed panthers to a different person"
luigi"what the fuck?!"
firedra"hey i didn't know which person tell now!!"
*slippy took falco during the argument*
falco"help!! slippys trying to fuck me again!!"
*mario stares* firedra"um lets help falco again"
Mario runs and grabs falco by the tail
and holds on but hes being draged
by slippys zombie powers
Mario"every 1 grab on"
*one by 1 every one grabs mario by the feet*
and slippy finally stops out of exaustion
*zap* firedra"ok now hes no longer invincible"
luigi" ok now where did u put the invincibility?"
firedra" its random OK!"
*again slippy took falco*
firerdra"luigi dont argue with me again"
leon"he took falco again!"
wolf" lets hurry!"
firedra"this is what happens when you argue with me"
falco" YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!! HELP ME!!!!"
using the stolen ak-47
rofflawl shot the toad where he stood
he dropped falco and died on the spot
fox"lets send panther and slippy on an adventure"
*so they shoved the two of them into the nearint arwing and
put a heavy brick on the accelerator and said "see ya you rappists"*
rofflawl"well now there gone forever"
*suddenly the arwing turned around*
*everybody screamed*
falco and firedra"SOMEBODY HELP US!!!!!!"
*out of the black one of firedras old commrades samantha saint*
sam"i'm coming firedra!"
*she shot down the arwing*: : the arwing fell to what was left of cornaria
and crashed on a big chunk of landas sam landed
rofflawl"who are you???"
sam"a freind
now comone something turned that ship around and
we have to find out what"
*BOOOOOM*
a random object enterd the hangar
fox"luigi mario rofflawl
suit up and meet me in the hangar"
fox"and welcome to the team stranger"
sam"thanks man"
mario"i dont have a ship"
luigi"me neither"
fox"well---"
sam"you 2 can use me and firedras ship"
firedra"make sure u get the black claw and the dark talon"
*sam received a call*
sam" is--is that u tisha?"
tisha" yes"
firedra"looks like lost kankonis is back"
sam"hell yea"
falco"hey you wanna go out sometime sam?"
sam"ya uhhh no!!!"
fox"no time for flirting we gotta find out what happened"
rofflawl"all ready to go fox"
mario and luigi"HERE WE GOOOO"
rofflawl"uuhhhh dont we need to train them first or something"

i reccomend reading 1 and 2 first
episode 3
a new commerad?

meanwhile......
wolf"what the hell?!"
falco"dont just stand there get his dick out of my ass!!"
firedra"what happened?"
falco"fell asleep"
firedra"oh"
panther"ooo nice try"
luigi" WHAT THE HELL?!!!!"
wolf"hes still alive?!"
firedra" ah fuk me. i forgot to turn off his invincibility."
panther" oh i will"
*rofflawl pulls out firedras gun and kills slippy*
rofflawl "NOW I STOLE YOUR GUN"
*while rofflawl was saving falco and the others
they didnt notice panther stole firedra and went
to the darkest room in the great fox and atempted to rape her*
panther"come on take your clothes off"
firedra"no!!!!!"
panther"dont do this to me"
*wolf banged the door down*
wolf"let go of her!"
firedra"hey rofflawl i have millions of guns so you only stole 2"
wolf" shes not yours"
panther"oh but you made her crazy and she ran to me"
firedra" I DID NOT YOU JACKASS! YOU ONLY PICKED ME UP."
*firedra suddenly snuck away from panther and told rofflawl that
his invincibility is off.*
rofflawl smiled
and gave firedra a gun and told her to
pretend she liked panther and get close
enough to shoot him then do just that
Firedra"sorry panther i ever doubted you"
*firedra didn't like saying that*
panther" well..."
firedra"will forgive me?"
*wolf looked puzzled*
panther"give me a long kiss for my forgiveness"
*firedra went closer and closer*
*bang* firedra" ha! dumb basterd"
*leon came out again from the bathroom and kick panthers body again*
rofflawl"ha sucker"
mario"ok we untied every 1 and slippy
is permanantly dead now"
slippy"BRAINS!!!"
firedra"HOLY JESUS DOMATIC CHRIST!!!!!!"
falco"hey did u put him in invincibility?!"
firedra"well..invincibility is permanent so i pushed panthers to a different person"
luigi"what the fuck?!"
firedra"hey i didn't know which person tell now!!"
*slippy took falco during the argument*
falco"help!! slippys trying to fuck me again!!"
*mario stares* firedra"um lets help falco again"
Mario runs and grabs falco by the tail
and holds on but hes being draged
by slippys zombie powers
Mario"every 1 grab on"
*one by 1 every one grabs mario by the feet*
and slippy finally stops out of exaustion
*zap* firedra"ok now hes no longer invincible"
luigi" ok now where did u put the invincibility?"
firedra" its random OK!"
*again slippy took falco*
firerdra"luigi dont argue with me again"
leon"he took falco again!"
wolf" lets hurry!"
firedra"this is what happens when you argue with me"
falco" YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!! HELP ME!!!!"
using the stolen ak-47
rofflawl shot the toad where he stood
he dropped falco and died on the spot
fox"lets send panther and slippy on an adventure"
*so they shoved the two of them into the nearint arwing and
put a heavy brick on the accelerator and said "see ya you rappists"*
rofflawl"well now there gone forever"
*suddenly the arwing turned around*
*everybody screamed*
falco and firedra"SOMEBODY HELP US!!!!!!"
*out of the black one of firedras old commrades samantha saint*
sam"i'm coming firedra!"
*she shot down the arwing*

the nxt chapter of
ROFFLAWL/FIREDRA
episode 2
will the banging ever end??

*leon then kicked panthers dead body while he was in hell*
*you noticed that wolf is still making out*
*screams*

rofflawl comes bak 2 life
"what the fuck iz happening here"
also screams
hey we were in the middle of something. *continued*
*you screamed*
*leon watches*
"???"
im gunna go see whats on the other side of this planet
you two keep uhhhhh doing that comon mario
lets go *walk all the way to the other side of planet
the planet is small*
"ok mario they r freaking me out what do we do?"
"well we could jump on them"
"mario thats dumb"
*Fox comes by and asks*
hey wheres starwolf?
*you told them they're on the other side of the planet.*
*fox went*
*he screamed*
fox"what the fuk???"
krystal comes over
krystal"fox the ships ar ready to go..........
oookaaaayyyy whats happening here?"
fox"i dont know"
rofflawl chases mario to the other side of the planet
rofflawl"mario dont do it!!"
mario jumps on foxes head
fox yells"what did you do that 4?"
mario"ohhh your not that krazy chick"
rofflawl"dumb ass"
*falco comes by and screamed*
*while wolf and firedra were pulled in sex*
WHAT THE FUCK?!
*leon smiles*
rofflawl"OHHH GOD"
mario"whoah"
fox*covering eyes*"can you stop...pleaz
we have to go now"
*they didn't stop*
*slippy had a seizure*
*leon masturbated*
*falco screamed*

rofflawl"what if we put some wood under them"
*they all put a large peice of wood next to them*
*luigi *who was watching the whole time*
pushed wolf onto the wood on his back
and *as expected* firedra jumped on top of wolf and
continued her *funtime*
fox"okay lets get these two on the great fox"
so they pulled them onto the great fox and they
all left the abnormally small planet
*while on the great fox they finally stopped*
*firedra looked at rofflawl*
hey what did you do with panthers dead body?
rofflawl"uhhh yeahh we were atacked by a
plantasaur or some thing and he distracted
it so we could get away"
fox"sooo how long are you guys staying here
do i have to make bunk beds or something?"
"what? wheres falco? is slippy raping him?
i heard banging next door." *some banging*
*panther comes out of no where*
firedra" HOLY SHIT HES ALIVE!!!!"
rofflawl"whoah i think i know where this is going
every1 out of the room"
*they all run out in fear*
panther"panther must get 2 firedra
and finish his job"
wolf"not on my watch pal"
falco"HELP!! SLIPPYS RAPIN ME!!!!!"
firedra"maybe we should help falco?"
*panther banged wolfs head on the wall*
falco"U BASTERD! HELP ME!!! SLIPPY REACHED MY WILLY!!!!"
firedra"ah shit"
as firedra enters the room she finds out that slippy
caught every 1 exept 4 krystal ,rofflawl ,and luigi.
fofflawl"its ok luigi were safe here"
"im going to see if i can save the others
luigi stay here and guard krystal
ill be back"
rofflawl thinksas he runs down the hallway
*i hope firedra is going to help me on this 1*
*panther is still beating the crap out of wolf*
*he sees rofflawl while wolf was unconscious*
luigi"hes been gone 2 long lets find him!"
*the others found him...HELD HOSTAGE*
panther" give firedra to me and he wont die"
*leon barged the door after masturbation*
leon" dont do it! he just wants to do her!"
firedra"WHAT?! THIS---"
panther"oh firedra. why dont you like panther?"
firedra"son of bitch"

i am very bored so sum 1 give me an idea
on a picture to do

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what do you guys think
its based on me and firedras new story
"the adventures of rofflawl and firedra"

me and firedra made this by sending mail back and fourth
i stole ur gun
:
*grabbed an AK-47*
no you didnt X)
:
:*grabed an ice cream*
: *yells* DO A GODDAMN BARREL ROLL
:*ice cream turns into wolfs head and it shouts*
:DONT DO IT HES GOT A HOSTAGE
:*birds fli around and a random dog laughs at you*
:
:*randomly shoots at you* I wonder if leon can hire me to kill people?
:that gets me closer to wolf.*kept on shooting your dead body*
:KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:*raised gun*
:
:*wolf ice cream thing melts saying*
: U BITCH i should have told leon to kill u
: *melts a little more*
:*ice creams mouth still remains
:and sez*
: you can keep the baby
:*melted to a puddle of 35 flavored ice cream*
: *duck hunt dog continues to laugh*
:
:AWESTRUCKED!!!!!! SON OF BITCH *grew angry*
:GONE CRAZY!!!!! *twitches* I WILL BLOW UP THE WORLD!!!!!!
: *some where out of corneria* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *corneria blows up*
:AND I STILL LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm going to blow up other planets now.
: *laughs devilishly*
:
: wolfs head floats with u
:which is re frozen*
: coninuously saying
:"your pregnant"
:
: : : *random comment*
: : : he got sum vannila inside you*0.0
:
: WELL WELL I FOUND YOUR HEAD *shoots it*
: *wolfs head just floats*
: Motherfucker.
: *panther comes by and picks me up*
:HAHAHAHA!!!!! I'm the new leader!!!!!!! *panther rubs me* * you hear slaps*
:
: *mean while in a nother univerze*
: fox finds out cornaria was blown up
: and hires an assaszin to kill wolf
: only to find out he died and resends him to
: find the new leader of star wolf "or starfiredra"
: and kill them all
:
: *panther still rubs me* * you hear slaps again*
: *Firedra saw the assassin* i'm undead. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
: 2 bad you cant kill me or my boys. they became undead 2!!!!!!
:*Panther rubs me again*
:
: *azzaszin realizez ur undead and cant be killed
: so he shoots down all of ur planes and they crash on a weired planet
: my head crashes next to ur uncouncious body
: then you r greted by super mario who iz fliyin around
: and he offers to help you*
:
: dude we made an episode
: *firedra notices wolf came back*
: *panther still rubs me* WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF?!
: *he randomly makes out with me* *panther shot him self to death*
: TO BE CONTINUED...................in a different post.

wow that entire thing wuz random!!!
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