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rofflawl/firedra 4

Posted by rofflawl - September 29th, 2008


i reccomennd reading 1 2 and 3 first
episode 4
the return

*mario and luigi were trained by fox and rofflawl*
mario" finally, we can fly!"
luigi"lets- a -go!"
*meanwhile falco still asks*
falco" come on!plz?"
sam" no you sick bastard!!"
falco" well then i'll make u!!"
sam"say wha?!"
*fox and the others found what had happened*
fox" this was remote controlled!"
*sam made a call to rofflawl*
sam"DUDE!!!! GET THIS FUCKIN BIRD AWAY FROM ME!!!"
fox"no wonder he keeps losing girlfriends"
rofflawl immidiatle turned around and crashed the arwing
and his eject button didnt work and he crashed the sip on falcos head*
*rofflawl still survived the crash tho*
sam"o my god are you alright?!?"
rofflawl"yeah im ok
hmmm firedra musthave put the invincibility on me"
"which means i can do this"
*rofflawl jumps off the hangar to the peice of cornaria
that the bang happened*
sam"firedra did you really put invincibility on him?"
firedra"um well kinda."
*falco was still alive*
sam" FIREDRA!!!!!!!!!! U PUT INVINCIBILITY ON HIM?!"
firedra"well half the other half is on rofflawl."
*falco notices and started humping*
sam" this is why i'm not always use to u!!!!"
firedra"sorry"
mario"bird sex"
luigi" oh my"
leon" oooooo---got to go to the bathroom again"
sam" get off of me!!!!"
rofflawl "wait WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM HALF INVINCIBLE"
mario"well you are invincible or have god powers
so your either of those 2"
rofflawl"i hope itz god powerz"
sam"if i get pregnent im gonna kill you"
*rofflawl shootz fiya at the ground and stopped falling
then landed safely*
mario and luigi turned around to help sam
only to find out falco was running away screaming
luigi "what happend to him??"
mario"i dont know you first luigi"
*falco dropped meds*
sam"what the hell?!"
firedra"holy shit! he takes Viagra?!"
fox"WHAT?!"
mario"woah didn't see that comin"
luigi"........."
*wolf made out with firedra again*
tisha"um i didn't know she had a boyfriend"
sam"me neither"
luigi" um thats not her boyfriend..thats her husband."
sam and tisha"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
luigi"ya ill explain l8r
comon we gotta go befo-.....
oh god"
tisha and sam turn around
to find firedra and wolf having *funtime* "WTF?!?!?!"
mario"not again!!!"
tisha and sam"AGAIN?!?!"
luigi "too late
oh well as i was saying i was part of a band with wolf and mario
and then wolf saw firedra and well lets say it was love at
first sight and 3 years l8r i was his wedding preist"
*Sams jaw dropped and tisha screamed*
sam"after all these years i have been a teammate
with firedra this the most ridiculous thing i have ever seen!"
tisha" uhhhhhhh........ falcos back!!!!"
sam" AH SHIT ON A STICK!!!!!!"
luigi"HOW MANY PILLS DID HE TAKE?!?!?!"
*falco shows up with a huge dick with panther and slippy*
*the 2 still made out*
mario" WOOOOAAAAHHHH THEY ALL HAVE HUGE PENIS'S!"
panther"we r now called the sex squad."
*fox shit himself*


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