chapter 12
"dejav'u"

mario"IM GAY AGAIN???WHYYYY!!!!!"
luigi"cuz author 2 likes doing that"
rofflawl"hey lolstice can you try to un gayify him"
lolstice"SHURE!!!"
mario"LETS-A-GOO!!!"
mario" WAIT! ITS NOT WORKNG!!!!"
luigi" oh-a-no.."
sam"so hes going to be gay?"
*they're still wrestling*
firedra"second time!HOT"
rofflawl"so firedra are you gonna stop them like you did last time?"
firedra"hmmm"
lolstice "well lets wait for the fight to be over"
zodetux" uhh.... this is getting boring"
wolf" cant let u do that andrew"
sam"o my god! can you stop saying that!"
tisha"total freaking idiot"
noss"NEW MATERIAL!"
andrew"UNCLE ANDROSS!!!"
rofflawl"oh fuck"
peppy"DO A BARREL ROLL!!!"
andrew"whos that andrew"
firedra"some stupid monkey"
wolf"yea pretty much"
peppy"O____________________O"
slippy"BRAAAAAAAINS!O_________________
___O"
evil ghost" we're all gonna die!"
falco"hey sam, family intercourse?"
sam"uh....ok"
rofflawl"well lolstice want to join them?"
lolstice"HELL YEAH!!!"
evil ghost"o wait never mind its just luigi"
mario watches the others"im UN GAY AGAIN"
sucram"MOMMY"
marcus "look at what uncle rob taught us"
they both pulled out guns and held them up to there heads
firedra"no! sucram! put it down!"
wolf"son,put the gun down"
marcus"why?"
firedra"u'll go 2 hell!"
sucram"HELL?!"
noss"well it looks like rob didnt purposely teachthem that
they just saw him do it"
evil ghost"yeah rob is dead now"
wolf"well now what?"
firedra"i'm getting a signal from mobius"
wolf"what the hells mobius?"
sam"um sonics world"
tisha" yay i get to meet my long lost brother!"
panther"tell me what is its like?"
firedra"oh um sonic battling a fat man whos related to sam"
sam"SHUT UP!"
tisha "shh i hear some thing"
???"ahh kshh help! the robo-kshhh-ave taken-kshh-adow hostage
-kshh-ow there invadi-kshhhh-city of mobiu-kshh-defensles-kshh-AHH OH SH-kshhh
-*tearing sound* "other person" DIE BUGs-kshh-*rawler*AHHH *kaboom*"
"kshhhhhhhhhssssssssshhsshshshhsssshsh shhhshshshsh hshshhshshsh"
rofflawl"there gone"
tisha"we have got to help them!"
lolstice"LETS GO"
tisha"transporter ready!"
voldo"ships ready!"
sam"lets go to mobius already"
firedra"ok! SWATTIN TIME!"
*ZAP*
sam"*WHAM*o god! i think i hit silver!"
firedra"he deserves it"
leon"there! WOAH ALOT OF BUGS!"
tisha" its tails! TAILS!"
tails"tisha?"
tisha"its me! your sister!"
tails"alright!sonic we've got help!"
sonic"sweet"
rofflawl"so how are things going?"
sonic"pretty bad the millitary is almost gone"
and me tails and silver are all thats left
tisha"oh shit my bad"
sonic"well he deserved it anyway"
noss"well lets go rescue tails"
sonic"hey well hello there wats ur name"
firedra" mines firedra"
sonic" of course u kno my name.so do u want to go out sometime?"
*firedra shows her ring*
sonic"ohhhh...ur married"
firedra" and i'm 27"
sonic"WOAH didnt c that comin"
wolf"yes dont mess with my wife"
sonic"u kno those boners on yeowis sonic hentai"
firedra" yeahhhh..."
sonic"i have it"
noss" where cause ofcourse i have mine under my pants"
sonic"invisible pants wanna try?"
noss"YES!"
mario"do you have invisible shirts?"
sonic "yes but nows not the time
we got to kill those bugs"
sonic"lets kick ass!"
every1"yeah!"
eggman" samantha! how great is to see u!"
sam"AHHH ITS THE FATMAN! AND MY NAME IS SAM!"
eggman"you sound just like shadow!"
sam"NO I DONT! YOUR WASTING OUR TIME GO AWAY!"
eggman"but i wanted to talk to u"
sam"shut up and GO!"
eggman"fine no gunz for you"
he handed everyone a HUGE ASS flamethrower minigun combo thing
sam"0-----0
YOU SUCK"
sam"WHY R U HELPING US ANYWAYS?"
tisha"because some1 else is the enemy"
*they heard some1 cry*
noss" whos crying?"
panther" i believe its firedra"
voldo" where is she?!"
firedra" GET AWAY FROM ME THEN!"
*ever1 looked at wolf*
wolf"what did i do?"
rofflawl"what happened?"
colbey k"actually you did something"
sam"son of b-"
colbey k"heey sam *wink*"
tisha"wat did he do?"
colbey k"he told her he was leaving her"
wolf"uhhh...."
colbey k"thats right! now how do u cheer up a goddess?"
colby k"for lolstice"
firedra"im gonna kill that bitch!!!"
rofflawl"WAIT DONT SHES MY SISTER!!!"
rofflawl"ILL MAKE SURE THAT WOLF STAYS AWAY!!!"
firedra"well YOU BETTER MAKE SURE!!!"
firedra"i'm out of here!*runs and cries*"
mario"oh-a-shit-a"
luigi"wolf! i'm very disappointed in u"
sam"oh great we cant save the world with out firedra!"
colbey k"at least were together*wink wink*"
sam"ewwww....."
tisha"stupid dousche bag!"
colbey k" oh and he did that to go to tisha"
voldo"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
noss" why you pathetic idiot?!"
*thundering noises*
firedragon"you'll all soon perish beneath me!"
leon"wheres the rose?!"
sam"there arent any rose like that here!"
rofflawl"oh fuck"
sucram"MOMMY!"
marcus"no sucram thats a dragon! come back!"
sucram kept walking to firedragon
and sucram gave her a big hug
firedragon grew a tear
she picked him up and threw him
sucram"AAAAHHHHHHH!"
sam"how are we gonna-"
tisha"wait theres a transmission coming in"
noss"who is it?"

rofflawl"well who is it?"
tisha"idk"
sucram hit rofflawl
sucram"MOMMY MUST DIE!!!"
he pulled out 2 bazookas and opened fire on her
firedragon"rroooaaaarrr!"
tisha"hello? who is it"
beam"this is beam the hedgehog, i'm here to deliver
a pretty rose to a pretty girl"
firedragon"grrrr?"
*he landed in such fashion*
firedragon"graw?"
beam"my sweet lady here flower for you"
firedra"thank u"