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alright...for sure this time

2010-03-06 12:12:14 by rofflawl

THIS TIME i will try to log on more often for firedra.
sense i didnt copypaste the last post ill just say see last post
see last post

alright...for sure this time


wb me

2009-08-09 10:57:34 by rofflawl

yeah i havent been on NG much at all ive been occupied with whirled (btw great site) im gonna work on a flash hopefully probably t.a.o.r.a.f. related

sorry for the boredom firedra ill try and get some things done on NG



it happened again DX but i guess that banana does work on slipping ppl i didnt re-break anything but they just made sure

rofflawl/firedra season 2 / episode 2

*sapphire and scrapper watch over the 2*
sapphire"why are we doing this?"
scrapper"i would give my right arm to find our friend firedra!"
sapphire"but the villager said---"
scrapper"SCREW THE VILLAGER!"
suddenly by the pond........
firedra" ok......*sigh*"
*firedra walks to the center of the pond and the water rises*
firedra"quick open the door!"
sam" got it!"
*sam opens the door*
firedra"everybody get in!!"
tisha"but what about u?"
firedra"dont worry i'll be behind ya!"
*everybody goes in the damp and dark maze*
wolf"is firedra gonna be alright?"
firedra"i'm right here wolf!"
wolf"oh.....but its dark i cant see u much"
firedra"now calm yourself.......listen to the water and follow me"
back at the village
rofflawl and misumi wake up
rofflawl"so where am i?"
misumi"your on my planet now i know u used to live on corneria but i was going there to see my brother and found out it exploded yet i knew he lived and i think.....that...."
rofflawl"what do you think?"
misumi"i think its you"
in the middle of the damp maze........
*drip drip drip*
firedra"we're getting close!"
sam"theres the door!!!"
*sam opens the door and huge land of white sprang*
tisha"this place is beautiful!"
silver"its all white!"
panther"mmmm.......silver white roses......my treat"
firedra"i'm home!"
red rose creature"rebumada! doe un tee finto ze rebutiti?"
wolf"what is he saying?"
firedra"in old cacitoman language.....he saying white maiden did u go find the white church? vo e heyunt"
red rose creature" u-r m-a-gessssty, ee ye teey matol?"
firedra" oosah?"
red rose creature" ze wyot?"
blaze"is he referring to wolf?"
firedra"ves ye ee"
red rose creature" hevete desoh King! e weyl alowys ge yn teey serxi"
wolf" what did he just say?"
firedra"hello dear king! i will always be in ur service.....thats what he says"
at the town
misumi"well i think we sould start heading to the city"
rofflawl"we are right?"
misumi"no but we sould go its much more safe over there"
rofflawl"ok but whats it like?"
misumi"well its very nice and it has more things then cornaria did but u cant tell them that your a cat creature so you will have to take this"
misumi hands pills to rofflawl
misumi"those will lessen your catness but you will still have ears and a tail like a neko"
rofflawl takes the pills and transforms into a neko*very painfully*>_<
misumi"ok lets go"
still in cacitoma......
evil ghost" WOAH!!! wolf isnt king anymore!"
red rose creature"ye's vot?"
firedra"oh thats right! i'm back at being princess......e'm sury......"
red rose creature" yt ee ok......."
firedra"e'm styul luken fetu oni"
red rose creature" awwwwww...."
*firedra walks away silently into a hill where a huge grave stands*
noss" where is she going?"
mario"and whos grave is that?"
luigi"mario! how did u know its a grave?"
shadow"thats a big grave over there"
sonic"and the sun here is so bright!!!"
red rose creature" thytes yaas gruavde?"
sam" what is he saying?!"

firedra"he...said thats...your grave."
on a trail
rofflawl"where are we anyway?"
misumi"were in a trail to the city"
rofflawl"well ok what ar--"
hears a rustling sound
rofflawl"those bastards must have followed us"
on the hill in cacitoma
firedra"actually its my grave"
everyone"YOURS?!"
firedra" every thousands of years i get buried here for revival"
sam"wait! u would have been buried here 9 years ago!"
firedra"i wasnt because of the stop of age immortality"
red rose creature"u-r m--a--gessssty, mui brotters ne sistters yui yon sacred moons!"
firedra" e'll gu chwu"
*firedra warps with sam,tisha,noss, and wolf to the 8 sacred moons*
sam"what the?! where are we?!"
tisha" if my calculations are correct we are on the red moon"
redenia"ahhh firedra! what a pleasure to see u!"
noss"hey she can speak english!"
wolf"what is this place?"
firedra"this place is one giant chaos emerald covered in roses that only can be cut by the guardian"
redenia" exactly! oh did u see greedo yet?"
firedra" no i havent...oh this is red fox everyone"

on the trail
rofflawl"sould we ignore them"
misumi"i guess so"
rofflawl"is that it over there?"
misumi"yes it is were almost there"
they get to the city
rofflawl"wow its nice here is that a bar in a city?"
sees a seafood ferri
roflawl"it is ^_^"
he gose over to buy some sushi
rofflawl"this is great"
misumi"no its japan but be sure to wear your hood all the time"
on ze moon.....
redenia"i'm getting worried about him!"
sam"whos greedo?"
firedra"uhhh......green chameleon....strange, he looks like leon."
redenia"here firedra! this is a piece the pendent used for u to go to the human world"
noss"uhh why do we need this?"
redenia"ur friend is there now go to the next moon over!"
firedra" ok! off to the yellow moon!"
*the 4 then teleported to the yellow moon*
yeeto"firedra!!!! its been so long!!!"
firedra" yellow duck!!"
wolf"this place is yellow?"
noss"the same place but with the color of yellow"
yeeto"no time for sight seeing! here have it!"
*yeeto gives firedra the piece*
yeeto"hurry!
*then they quickly teleported to the green moon *
firedra"greedo!!! where are u?!"
greedo"y-yes i-i'm here...."
wolf"ur right....he does look like leon"
greedo" zodetux was here......"
tisha"not him again!!"
greedo" take the piece!"
*firedra grabs it*
greedo"now head to the scyon moon quickly! zodetux is there now!!!!"
firedra"scyoniae is in trouble then!!"



episode 1 season two
"wheres rofflawl?"
not waldo XD

author comments:
well i had a few head injurys in a car crash so i had to take time to heal
but i took a while and now im back with only the occasional headache
and now the next chapter of the adventures of rofflawl and firedra

the story:

rofflawl wakes up in a forest to find he dosnt remember what happend
he remembers who he is and his freinds but not how he got there
rofflawl"HELLO!? IS ANY ONE THERE!?!?"
...?"yes someone is here"
rofflawl turns around
...?"hello mystirious cat creature"
rofflawl"hello"
...?"im misumi"
meanwhile.........
firedra"WHERES ROFFLAWL?!"
sam"how am i suppose to know?"
firedra" dont get snippy with me!"
panther" firedra did u like panthers mayo?"
wolf"knock it off panther this is serious!"
evil ghost "serious!!"
falco"i've located him in some forest"
tisha"which one?!"
falco"I DONT KNOW!"
sucram"boobie?"
back at the forest
rofflawl"where am i?"
misumi"the forest of shadows you must be careful here to
not chase things you want or it will lead to your demise"
rofflawl"well how am i not supposed to?"
misumi"will power and only that"
rofflawl"ok? and how do i know your real?"
misumi"because im leading you home other things would have lead you to hell"
rofflawl*O_O*
one shadow"rofflawl........i know one of ur friends........"
another shadow"she is part of us.......make sure u follow master misumi"
both"or u would parish......"
meanwhile.........
marcus"boobie?"
sucram"boobie!"
tisha" what are they doing?"
sam"dont know but they better knock it off"
panther" panther must.........have.........funtime @__@"
leon"not now!"
firedra"hey heres another video of sonic and shadow doing it!"
both sonic and shadow" WHAT?!"
leon"i'll be in the bathroom if u need me!"
*leon rushes towards the bathroom*
back at the forest
after 30minutes of walking
rofflawl"are we there yet?"
misumi"no not even close"
rofflawl"how much farther is it?"
misumi"a long time but o well i think we sould rest in the nearby city
but be careful humans havent seen err......cat creatures like you"
rofflawl"humans? err havent heard of them"
misumi"well you might need this because you are worth something"
*misumi tosses a sword to rofflawl*
rofflawl"ok thank you are they ruthless?"
misumi"you will see"
*shadows appear again*
one shadow"by the way my name's scrappers"
another shadow"and my name is sapphire"
both"we'll be helping u get home"
*revolvers appeared in scrappers hands and a fire sword appeared in sapphires hand*
meanwhile....again......
*panther jumps up and down*
panther" panther loves funtime panther loves funtime panther loves funtime!"
wolf"stop doing that!"
panther" panther must DO IT!"
firedra"BOOB OF DEATH!"
everyone"O__O"
tisha"wheres krystal?"
krystal" >.> wheres foxy?"
tisha"oh there u are!"
sam"isnt he dead?"
krystal"whats up with chu?"
noss"why are u talking like that?
krystal"BOOB OF---"
firedra"DEATH!"
panther" panther likes epic hawtness"
at the forest
rofflawl"err are we there yet?"
misumi"no almost"
BANG rofflawl gets shot on his ear
rofflawl"SHIT!"
they start running to the city
at the city
the villagers stop the shadows
villager 1"ENOUGH YOU AGGREED TO STAY AWAY!"
sappire"that we did lets go"
scrapper"what? since when?!"
sapphire"dunno but that is telling us to not follow*
scrapper"NO! i want to find firedra! and the only way is to go with rofflawl"
sapphire"but we cant!"
villager 2"who are u saying that they cant find their friend hm?"
villager 1"they just cant!!! ok!!"
*villager 2 smacks villager 1*
back at the ship........
krystal">.> wheres rofflawly?"
firedra"he landed in the shadow forest........wait! i know how to get there!"
tisha" how?"
firedra"simple we head to wolfs base and there is a pond over there."
sam" A POND? WHAT?!HOW IS THAT A DOORWAY?!"
firedra" i need to stand in the center of it until i raise the water! i'll stand on top of an ancient stone"
wolf"wait......i've seen her do this b4......."
firedra"open the door below me and enter the puzzle maze......if we listen close for water drops , we'll find the exit......but theres 2 exits......choose wisely"
sam"i remember....... when furry face went to the second door"
silver"whats the second door?"
firedra" it leads to the realm of darkness via the world of black"
sam"the first leads to firedras home"
at the city
rofflawl"well were safe now"
misumi"wes we are but i think we sould rest for today"
they go to a hotel and get a 2 bed room
rofflawl"y 2 beds? i wont do anything nasty"
misumi"but i might and i dont want to"
rofflawl"just get 1 bed it will save money"
misumi"fine"
*sapphire and scrapper watch over the 2*
sapphire"why are we doing this?"
scrapper"i would give my right arm to find our friend firedra!"
sapphire"but the villager said---"
scrapper"SCREW THE VILLAGER!"
suddenly by the pond........
firedra" ok......*sigh*"
*firedra walks to the center of the pond and the water rises*
firedra"quick open the door!"

the adv. of rofflawl and firedra + an apology


sorry firedra

2009-02-16 22:10:29 by rofflawl

i had some head injuries and i didnt remember you
but now i remember you and hopefully i remember enough flash to make a flash
^_^
sorry for being gone
but i needed time to heal b4 doing anything


helloz

2009-02-14 20:02:57 by rofflawl
Updated

real faction is back ^_^
yeys
i missed him

i fell like i forgot something
it starts with an "f"

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good bye realfaction ;.;

2009-01-04 22:29:20 by rofflawl

he was a great music maker and then some ass hacked into his profile and now hes gone
i miss him alot but at least his music still lives on
everyone tell tomfulp to put in a password recovery system so realfaction can come back

to the hacker
whats n***a rap?

good bye realfaction ;.;


emos..........im one

2008-12-22 02:39:10 by rofflawl

naturally depressed
remember kids

its down the road
not across the street

emos..........im one


IM BACK!!!

2008-12-19 13:02:52 by rofflawl
Updated

well after a long 5 days(i think)
we got the viruses out of the computer!
wich means im back!
hello again to my freinds
...
well i might also get a flash done in about a week or so

IM BACK!!!


good bye ng

2008-12-14 22:53:18 by rofflawl

my dad downloaded a virus from torrent and he thinks i did it
but i didnt and now the virus could be fatal and he wont let the internet run for much longer
because he thinks it could be stealling stuff right now
and i wont be able to do anything here for a long time
*sniffle*
goodbye too all my freinds

jesus lizard
you were a good freind and turned me into a furry
firedra
you saved me from boredom with the rofflawl firedra series
madnessveau
for letting me be the second one in ng protectors
alecsander51
you included me in your skratch and zero comic
sauske2910
for helping me with programing and giving me something valuble(you know sauske)
kornrox
for cheering me up with jokes
sonicmcbob
for letting me try to helpout

good bye ng